Tumblr Tuesday: Terrible Influence Phanart

Sometimes you read this very specific fic that just makes you feel the eyes of your ancestors looking at you in shame, horror, and disappointment

i like your shoelaces

Thank you. I got them from the president.

“if i’m gonna stop, this looks like a wonderful place to do it”

Fuck you shane madej for making me appreciate and bask in the wonderfulness of our planet and the universe and our place in history and how everything i love will someday be gone but that’s okay because at least i got to experience it. FUCK YOU FOR REAL

anyone else feeling really normal emotions about that guy amazingphil on youtube?

"im here, im here!"

drunk crowley 💅

“full fridge restock” style video but it’s me putting all my meds in my weekly pill counter

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

I know the US government acts like a corporation but it’s not.

Not voting isn’t the same as a boycott. Because you can’t bankrupt a government by not voting. All you get by not voting is less control over what the money is doing.

The money comes from taxes, not voting. Abstaining from voting does nothing to reduce the governments ability to get money and spend it on shit.

So yes, sometimes you vote to reduce harm because not voting WILL NOT REDUCE HARM.

It’s not a boycot. Abstaining doesn’t take power from the government. It just reduces the number of people they feel answerable to.

"you've already left kudos here. :)" ok and I'll leave some more. You got a problem? Because in my opinion, this work is so good and the author totally deserves it

Date Night with Dan and Phil is literally the best dnpgames video ever

it's soooo fucking real and basically uncensored, even with the "best buds" bs

(also Dan calling out phil for no homo-ing a dating game 😭)

THEM CALLING EO PARTNERS GIVES ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN.

the casual mention of their long ass history together, the ridiculously long list of stupid names they call each other, phil being unable to name even a single moment where Dan has given him the ick 😭

(bro is whippedd)

And, The Pièce de Résistance:

this was literally the peak of comedy, nothing else will ever be as funny as this

I will NEVER shut up about this video

i love it so so so much

This is quite literally the hardest Hard Launch™ ever, i can't believe people are still waiting for something else...