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Just one text from the person you love make’s everything better.

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[First day as a rookie cop.]

Me: Dispatch, suspect is dancing down Main street, completely nude.

Dispatch: Copy that.

Me: Well I’ll try but I’m not much of a dancer.

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Here are the reasons why I am where I am in my success

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My new lifestyle. Put myself before everybody else from this day forward. I am not a selfish person, but an eye for an eye would be fair punishment I believe.