This Can Be Perfectly Explained By The Hc That He Was Also A Contortionist On Top Of Being A Trapeze

Some Eddie fanart I made a few months ago (I know it’s bad but it’s one of the best drawings I’ve made)

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

Weirdly good food/drink combinations pt.2:

I call this drink a Turd Cola and despite what the name suggests it is very tasty. You will need a few ingredients for this recipe, I recommend your local grocery store (and I hope that Polly Chocolate is a thing where you live).

There’s gonna be a picture at the end.

Ingredients and supplies:

Your local grocery stores version of cheap off brand Coca Cola (because boycotting brands that support genocide is a good idea)

Fanta exotic (BUT PLEASE BUY A CHEAP OFF BRAND ALTERNATIVE IF YOU CAN BECAUSE FANTA AND COCA COLA ARE OWNED BY THE SAME PEOPLE!)

A bag of Polly’s milk chocolate, maybe even with Åhlgrens Bilar instead of the normal stuffing. (This can unfortunately only be acquired in Sweden so if you’re not in Sweden then you can just buy mini marshmallows)

Pizza (is optional but the bread crumbs floating around add to the experience. buy something from a local small pizza place and not from the really big chains if you can because most of the really big chains should be boycotted for the same reasons as most of the other things on this ingredients list)

A very large wine glass

Now that you have the ingredients what you’re gonna do is:

Pour in the (ripoff) fanta and make sure that you leave about half of the glass empty depending on how much you want of the other ingredients but really it’s up to you because you can always drink some if it gets too full.

Cola, make sure to leave some space in the top for the other ingredients

Put in a handful of the Polly chocolate/mini marshmallows and if you have pizza then you should make sure to leave just a little bit of extra space but now the drink part is complete

Dip in your pizza slice and let it soak for a bit before taking a bite.

Enjoy your pizza and your abomination of a drink!

The picture of what it should look like:

Here’s where part 1 is (I don’t know how to link it in the neat way plz help):

I love how it took him so long to think of literally just tugging it out with his hands or some pliers

Bruce changes his tactics when pulling loose teeth with every child due to reasons

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Dick *looks nervously at Bruce tying the string to the doorhandle*: Are you sure this is going to work?

Bruce *confidently*: It's how my father did it. On the count of three. One...Two

Bruce: *Slams the door, forgetting his strength*

Dick *gets thrown across the room and into the door with the tooth still attached to his gum* : My nose hurts. Bruce?

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Bruce: This is going to work. Just stand there.

Jason *eyeing the car with distrust* : Why can't we use a door?

Bruce: Doesn't work. I'm going to go slowly. Okay. Wave when the tooth's out.

Jason: *gets drags for two minutes*

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Bruce *visibly annoyed as he ties string to Tims teeth*: Why do you still have your baby teeth?

Tim *confused as to why they're on the roof*: Dunno. Is it a bad thing.

Bruce: Doesn't matter.

Bruce *under his breath*: This better work.

Tim: Why are you sweating.

Bruce: Focus, Tim. I'm going to dropping this rock--Don't look at me like that. It's not heavy, like 25 pounds. On the count of three. One--

Tim: But--

Bruce*dropping the rock*: Two

Tim: *Falls*

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Bruce: I'm just going to tug it out, Damian.

Damian: *screams*

At this point it probably doesn’t even count as baking anymore.

I am in tears

Don’t be silly, Alfred would never let them walk around the manor with shoes on.

Tim Drake hc:

After rescuing Bruce from the timestream, the other Bats eventually notice that Tim is 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 without at least one weapon on him at all times. He usually has three (the small knife he built hideaway spots in all his shoes for, the larger knife either on his hip or shelved on his back, and a nonlethal option such as a taser), but he doesn't even sleep without them within reach.

The shoe knife was introduced to his outfits after the Titan Tower Attack. He wanted a hidden way to never be caught off guard again (he wasn't sure his precautions would be well-received by the Bats). The larger knife was added after the desert (Tim's not sure he'd resort to using it, but he lost two friends during a time he had only himself and them to rely on). The nonlethal one was added after Damian cut his line.

He does end up forgiving all the Bats for their transgressions and seeking forgiveness for his faults, but he's never without a weapon. He's learned that even "safe" spaces can suddenly become unsafe. He learned that, when it came down to it, he has only himself to constantly rely on.

Ow! This hurt!

Pandora Rosier who dreams of the future, who doesn't just dream of a boy drowning in a cave. but sees her brother laying on the ground; not moving, the normally cheerful Barty screaming for his mother in the dark. Who hears Dorcas' sobs ringing in her ears no matter what song she hums.

It's not just her friends she sees in visions, one day Marlene Mckinnon falls from her broom and a flash of her falling after being hit with a spell haunts Pandora for weeks. Lily and James bickering in the hall turns into death on Halloween. Alice's shrieks as Frank tosses her in the lake morph in screams of pain. Sirius staring at his brother across the dining hall melt into him staring at his brothers star from a prison cell. Remus reading alone in the library turns into his sitting alone at a graveyard. Oddly enough she never sees Peter though.

Pandora Rosier who is cursed with far to much knowledge and no power to change it. Pandora, who will see her own demise after watching all those she cares for go before her.

Hear me out:

You with the dark curls: James

You with the watercolor eyes: Lily + Mary

You who bears all your teeth in every smile: Regulus + Marlene

He says, “I can always hear you sing, I wanna hear you speak to me”: Sirius + Dorcas

While a stranger braids my hair back out on the street: Remus + Pandora

I have two small ones:

The first one is a tiny gash that sits between the bottom of my nose and the corner of my mouth but it doesn’t touch either of them. I got it as a baby from rolling off of my older sister’s bed and smashing a plastic box with my face.

The second one is from being bitten by a tick (and it wasn’t even one of the fun ones that give you diseases!)

i think its funny how facial scars are seen as like a major character plot point where they reveal that someone tried to kill their dad or something when i know a ton of ppl (including myself) who have facial scars bc they rlly arent uncommon and all of them are like. from tripping and falling as a toddler