Leave a note of some kind if you like to nom on your fingers/hands/arms
Don’t just leave this in the tags.
Also considering Jason grew up poor what if:
Jason: You know, I didn’t even know that shirts without blood stains or bullet holes existed until I was like seven, lol.
Tim, *horrified in grew up rich*: HUH?!
Jason: Hey I saw this shirt in a thrift shop and thought you'd like it.
Tim: There are bullet holes in it.
Jason: It's Gotham, just be grateful I got the bloodstains out.
We, as the Marauders Fandom, should really acknowledge the existence of the Bon Iver song ‘The Wolves (Act I and II)’ more. Because that song feels so much like Wolfstar during the first war that it’s almost physically painful.
Click the “See More/Keep Reading” button to see the lyrics to the song.
Someday my pain
Someday my pain will mark you
Harness your blame
Harness your blame, walk through
With the wild wolves around you
In the morning, I'll call you
Send it farther on
Solace my game
Solace my game, it stars you
Swing wide your crane
Swing wide your crane and run me through
And the story's all over you
In the morning, I'll call you
Can't you find a clue
When your eyes are all painted Sinatra blue
What might have been lost
What might have been lost
What might have been lost
What might have been lost
Don't bother me
(Don't bother me)
What might have been lost
(Don't bother me)
What might have been lost
(Don't bother me)
What might have been lost
(Don't bother me)
What might have been lost
(Don't bother me)
What might have been lost
(Don't bother me)
What might have been lost
(Don't bother me)
What might have been lost
What might have been lost
Ah, ah
Someday my pain
Someday my pain, my pain
Someday my pain
Someday my pain
I call this drink a Turd Cola and despite what the name suggests it is very tasty. You will need a few ingredients for this recipe, I recommend your local grocery store (and I hope that Polly Chocolate is a thing where you live).
There’s gonna be a picture at the end.
Ingredients and supplies:
Your local grocery stores version of cheap off brand Coca Cola (because boycotting brands that support genocide is a good idea)
Fanta exotic (BUT PLEASE BUY A CHEAP OFF BRAND ALTERNATIVE IF YOU CAN BECAUSE FANTA AND COCA COLA ARE OWNED BY THE SAME PEOPLE!)
A bag of Polly’s milk chocolate, maybe even with Åhlgrens Bilar instead of the normal stuffing. (This can unfortunately only be acquired in Sweden so if you’re not in Sweden then you can just buy mini marshmallows)
Pizza (is optional but the bread crumbs floating around add to the experience. buy something from a local small pizza place and not from the really big chains if you can because most of the really big chains should be boycotted for the same reasons as most of the other things on this ingredients list)
A very large wine glass
Now that you have the ingredients what you’re gonna do is:
Pour in the (ripoff) fanta and make sure that you leave about half of the glass empty depending on how much you want of the other ingredients but really it’s up to you because you can always drink some if it gets too full.
Cola, make sure to leave some space in the top for the other ingredients
Put in a handful of the Polly chocolate/mini marshmallows and if you have pizza then you should make sure to leave just a little bit of extra space but now the drink part is complete
Dip in your pizza slice and let it soak for a bit before taking a bite.
Enjoy your pizza and your abomination of a drink!
The picture of what it should look like:
Here’s where part 1 is (I don’t know how to link it in the neat way plz help):
Regulus’ is so damn funny
Marauders fake tweets, priv accounts
(Minus Evan and Bartys cause theres a limit)
My god, this contribution is great! Sorry I didn’t see it earlier.
Here’s some pictures of the two things that inspired my original post:
1. This is Muck, he’s apparently made of 100% recycled plastic and I got him at a castle that had a monster exhibition in the basement:
2. I made Regulus in toca hair salon, it’s supposed to be directly after he left the cave: (This is not an ad)
Examples of these gifts include:
A Tshirt with a cartoony fish pattern for his birthday. (Where did Sirius get it?? Stores don’t sell these in adult sizes?? And it hasn’t been made larger with magic because the fish are the same size as they are on the kids shirts.)
One of those fish shaped hats that are supposed to look like the fish is eating your head.
(Feel free to add more if you want to)
S3 Will both would, often does and has multiple times. No clue what happened to his self esteem/confidence in s4 but that applies to like 80% of all the characters in that season. (I have no clue what the writers were thinking that whole time)
Headcanon that Will becomes more comfortable joking with everyone, and when he’s losing Uno he gasps and touches the back of his neck and everyone starts flipping out so he can figure out his game plan with his three yellow cards.
Same. My great grandpa literally committed at least 3 war crimes to get the Nazi’s out of Denmark. Like why tf would I ever want to disrespect and disappoint my ancestors like that.
So all in all id die on this hill, not just because I have a functioning brain and a moral compass that vaguely points northish, but also because I (unlike most other basic white bitches apparently) happen to have a healthy fear of the dead/supernatural.
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say