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They’ve dipped into the devil’s lettuce

Lil warmup today💕 I think I’ll name her…… Candy🥰 Or maybe Delulah? I’m not sure that’s a real name but like whatever.

Dude for real though your worth as a human being is not dependent on how productive or “useful” you are. You could do nothing but lay in bed all today and you’d still be worthy of respect and care. Bro you are a living breathing human being and your life has inherent value. Like straight up you don’t have to do something impossible or world changing with your time on earth in order for you to matter. We are all specks of dust in the cosmos and the fact that you exist at all means you are important. Dude you don’t have to earn the right to live bro, like I swear bro, like no cap.

We love a short (approximately 2 inch tall) king

Been very into Phineas and Ferb recently for reasons that are too complicated to explain, here’s a random screenshot redraw:

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the grass is green the sky is blue except to me cause i wouldn't know i only see you

4/10 pickup line, the idea is there but the execution is too wordy.

Eugene is in distress

@justplaystupid said separate YouTube playlist with the songs too which is a very good alternative. As long as I can jam out to the gay oars while I brush my teeth every morning, I’m happy.

@wearewatcher I am begging y’all, please put the puppet history soundtrack on Spotify. There are so many certified bangers from that series.

Got the results for my blood test back

Been makin floooooowers lately