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here's a lil guy I made like a month ago for a friend :)

I love making stuffed animals but damn sewing 15 different little tiny pieces together is the worst. he's an okapi btw

Regarding politics especially, this may be my favorite tweet of all time:

i tried the flower thing and OMFG IT ACTUALLY MADE ME WANT TO CLEAN A LITTLE like usually i would get nothing done but yesterday i had to clean my room and look!!

ik its not even close to done but!! my room is a depression hellscape and i did something!! also i have to clean the living room today and im doing this again, just try it! esp if you have adhd! :)

:)

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

Boy the collective tumblr boyfriend has had a really go of it lately huh

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are u mad at me moodboard

First class rendition of Baba Yaga’s house for Lisa’s chickens. (Look at the bronze chicken feet!)

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It's hilarious to me when people complain about AO3 and its policies, and what they allow on the site - but it's ESPECIALLY funny when people complain like "Why can't the freaks make their own site and just go there?"

Sweetie... AO3 is the site for that. Y'all invaded our space.

Wattpad and FFN still exist. Go there. They're as shitty and G-rated as you want. You can't have the luxuries that AO3 offers if you're gonna be a little bitch about its policies. Imagine walking into a strip club and complaining about the alcohol and naked ladies when there's a god damn Dennys next door you could have gone to. Christ.

they’re horrors to YOU, however i’m turned on by them

Communists will make posts about how anarchists are violent luddites and anarchists will make posts about how communists are useless button-pushers and both people will live in like, the same college dorm. Have gay sex about it.

lmaoooooo so a video popped up on my TikTok of a story time of some guy trying to buy his wife tampons and some woman going up to him thinking he was a trans man saying, “see? you’ll always be a woman!”

and he turned to the woman like “I’m buying tampons for my wife because I’m a good fucking husband. do you think if they were for me, I’d look this lost about where the brand is she wants?” he shut her up so fast lmfao. and she walked away looking pale and teary because transphobic people always have to play the victim.

(but also this is what I mean when I say transphobia can affect anyone and being transphobic literally takes over your mind. you cannot think critically at all about anything to do with gender or sex and anyone diverting from the image you have of how things are in your black and white world view is automatically The Enemy)

Shout out to decadence and degeneracy

Remember when that girl tried to say that firefox was bad because a former CEO was homophobic and I pointed out why that was a terrible take (throwing out the baby [open source non-google web browser with great extensions] with the bathwater [dipshit who left like ten years ago and also developed javascript and i don't see you ditching all sites with java for your principles]) and she went and looked through my posts and tried to call me out for supporting hyperconsumptive capitalism and encouraging anorexia because I'd reblogged a photoset from a runway show and I was like "bitch I don't care about fashion, I've got a latex fetish" and then she blocked me?

That was very funny.

Customer: PRO COP DMV: COP Verdict: DENIED

Hyperfixate on some Freak Shit.

sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like

I picked up some vintage uranium glass at an antique store! A sugar jar, and a pair of Tom & Jerry mugs (no relation). Look how vividly they glow under blacklight! That’s uranium oxide, baby!

My favorite piece of tumblr linguistics to ever come out of this site is “the horrors”. It’s delightfully evocative and also gives absolutely no information about what I’m talking about. “Sorry I can’t go out today I’m facing the horrors” am I talking about the encroaching dread and existential despair of our dystopian world? am I talking about the fact that I have to wash dishes? No one knows. It’s all horrors.

insanely important thrift store find

i think f1nn5ter makes a lot of people more uncomfortable than drag does because they cant dismiss what he does as ironic and therefore nonthreatening. it isnt a parody of femininity, its legitimately looking like a woman while being fully a man and it scares people.

he represents all the fears cis people have of not being able to tell if somebody is trans, and hes living proof that humans are not nearly as dimorphic as they like to think.

“When you send me for a role and it says ‘South Asian, his name is Raj’ … I say ‘I don’t fucking want it.’ And then the next one comes in and it says it doesn’t have a race. ‘This is John. 30s. Handsome.’ … When it says that, I want that fucking role. So I want to take from the majority. That’s the only time I think about race.” —Rahul Kohli on Blackman Beyond podcast

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

nd culture is trying really hard to make friends but nothing ever working.

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r/scrungycats is fucking amazing