A-parable-of-stanley - Employee Number 427

I’m not going to fulfill your failed dreams.

Alone together, down here, we have each other. That’s all we need.

Far forward is a solitary white door. It belongs to no wall. The door is locked. You do not know why you know this.

Peekaboo ?

*stuffy british accent* go on now stanley, hit the “slay” button.

Supervisor

(This is NOT a tsp blog! Please don't follow for The Stanley Parable!)

Just played tsp for the first time yesterday oh goooddd this is good. No, I mean, I knew it's gonna be good but I didn't think it would be LIKE THAT?? Like, that's more than just breaking the 4th wall, it's getting rid of it at the very beginning and talking to the player DIRECTLY directly. Complete lack of rules. They broke fucking everything that could be broken. There's also yaoi. How better can it be???

Plus! XP Nature theme - Recycle Bin (empty)