A-parable-of-stanley - Employee Number 427

from my conversations with @tagapagsalaysay :3

Office Space

floppy disks | source

Briefcase.

Yes. Good. A briefcase is undoubtedly a serious object. Even just thinking about what a briefcase might contain, my brow is furrowed and I am filled with the deepest seriousness.

I hope that it is lengthy and elaborate business documents for me to peruse, with lots of technical language and and some standard types of graphs for data visualization. No 3D graphics or bright colors on the graphs please. We are running a serious operation here.

*guy who's trying to pretend he's not trapped* big fan of narratives. big fan of the ceaseless and repetitive flow of events given life by an audience and mutated by their perception

Consumed, Sage Barnes

*stuffy british accent* go on now stanley, hit the “slay” button.

also mr parable himself :]

+bonus drawing