Chilchuck Dunmeshi 🤝 5 From The Umbrella Academy

I feel ill.

At the behest of my friends I’ve started playing Danganronpa in the YOL 2024

I really like this character, I sure hope nothing bad happens to him at *checks notes* despair school :)

Happy new year! This piece is called “I’m gonna explode” and it represents how I feel going into 2025.

That Saruman pic is so sick it looks like the cover to an album that would change your life

lotr behind the scenes

John and Mal, chapter 1, pages 1-3: The joys of dorm move-in day... (next)

I'm gonna start sharing my gay little comic here! The entire first chapter is complete and I am currently working on the second. I am not fast, so I will probably only post a page per week, but I decided to post the first three pages together to give people a little more of an appetizer.

Bon appetite!

New page is up, the second-to-last one of chapter 2! John addresses the elephant in the room…

This just in! You can now read chapter 1 AND most of chapter 2 of my gay little webcomic, John and Mal, on my new website!!!

http://adam-wise.com/section/537229-John%20and%20Mal.html

I am actively updating the second chapter once a week, so I’ll post on here when those updates go up.

And if you really like it, please consider tipping me on my ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/awizard. I’m currently unemployed but I treat this as my job so it would be cool if I made money from it, too.

PLEASE I don’t want to see that fucking flesh cowbay hat kid even one more time, Tubi. I didn’t want to see him the first time and now it’s every single fucking ad on my feed. Find me again and I will kungpow penis your ass I stg

Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.

I’m off to join the war now

wish me luck

drew over something i wrote for a class and liked :] sorry the cars are lowkey ugly, its because I fucking hate cars and cant be bothered to learn what they look like beyond ominous hunks of metal

edit: transcript of the poem by itself under the cut

6 Tips for Crossing the Road

Look both ways

The road is for cars. 

Make sure to look for them before crossing. Even when you have the right of way, cars have a lot of safety features and you have none. 

Use designated crosswalks 

The road is for cars. 

So is the crosswalk but, under brief and temporary conditions, you can use it too! Never jaywalk, never walk in the road, just hope there is a clear and functional sidewalk. 

Cross at the light

The road is for cars. 

There are rules and signs for them, but that can only go so far. Walk quickly and hold your breath and hope that the light doesn't turn. Make eye contact with drivers as their cars teem with potential energy, rumbling with disdain at the inconvenience of your crossing. Try to ignore the cloud of exhaust that you are in and they are above. 

Leash your pets

The road is for cars. 

Obviously. 

To you, it may be natural to sacrifice so much space to them but to your dog, it is not. His instinct is to explore freely. You must curb it. Modern US car models have such high hoods that the average child, let alone dog, is obscured. Even on the sidewalk, hold the leash tight because the sidewalk (if you are so blessed) is next to the street and the threat still looms.

Look out for road kill

The road is for cars. 

And no one was there to leash the deer. 

Or the raccoon. 

Or the cat. 

Did you know that the most reliable sample method for wildlife in an area is looking at the roadkill? 

Remember these tips

The road is for cars. 

Cars are everywhere. In the city. In the suburbs. In the country. In the woods (the US Forest Service manages more roads than the entire Ministry of Transit in China.) Cars are everywhere because there are roads to bring them there, which is great if you are a car and want to get from place to place fast without worrying about the in-between. 

Unfortunately, you are not a car. 

You are an animal. 

You are in-between. 

So remember to look both ways.