John And Mal Chapter 1, Page 4: When Mal Asked What Music John Likes, He Said He “doesn’t Really

Portrait of Ori from my capstone comic, having been officially anointed as a paladin of Lux.

I wanna start posting that comic here but I also have a strong urge to redraw like, a lot of it…

Both horrified and fascinated by whats going on in the “billionaire roleplay” community…

I made this fake cover a while ago for the concept that ended up being my capstone. I changed it a lot (including giving it a better title) but I still really like this cover! Maybe I’ll redraw it?

Thank you for adding helpful advice to my shitpost! /gen

The truth is that third-party job sites have a financial incentive to not work. The longer you spend looking for a job, the longer you are on their site. And if you get frustrated enough, you might even pay them money to make it easier (subscriptions, promoting ur profile/listing, etc- upwork has a fucking in-app currency). Job sites run by communities or employers directly are harder to find but much more likely to be useful.

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

Weeee finally a new page of my comic is up on my website! Go read it!

Ford “plansexual” “attracted to the strange” “situationship with a triangle” Pines, the word queer was made for you.

drew over something i wrote for a class and liked :] sorry the cars are lowkey ugly, its because I fucking hate cars and cant be bothered to learn what they look like beyond ominous hunks of metal

edit: transcript of the poem by itself under the cut

6 Tips for Crossing the Road

Look both ways

The road is for cars. 

Make sure to look for them before crossing. Even when you have the right of way, cars have a lot of safety features and you have none. 

Use designated crosswalks 

The road is for cars. 

So is the crosswalk but, under brief and temporary conditions, you can use it too! Never jaywalk, never walk in the road, just hope there is a clear and functional sidewalk. 

Cross at the light

The road is for cars. 

There are rules and signs for them, but that can only go so far. Walk quickly and hold your breath and hope that the light doesn't turn. Make eye contact with drivers as their cars teem with potential energy, rumbling with disdain at the inconvenience of your crossing. Try to ignore the cloud of exhaust that you are in and they are above. 

Leash your pets

The road is for cars. 

Obviously. 

To you, it may be natural to sacrifice so much space to them but to your dog, it is not. His instinct is to explore freely. You must curb it. Modern US car models have such high hoods that the average child, let alone dog, is obscured. Even on the sidewalk, hold the leash tight because the sidewalk (if you are so blessed) is next to the street and the threat still looms.

Look out for road kill

The road is for cars. 

And no one was there to leash the deer. 

Or the raccoon. 

Or the cat. 

Did you know that the most reliable sample method for wildlife in an area is looking at the roadkill? 

Remember these tips

The road is for cars. 

Cars are everywhere. In the city. In the suburbs. In the country. In the woods (the US Forest Service manages more roads than the entire Ministry of Transit in China.) Cars are everywhere because there are roads to bring them there, which is great if you are a car and want to get from place to place fast without worrying about the in-between. 

Unfortunately, you are not a car. 

You are an animal. 

You are in-between. 

So remember to look both ways. 

PLEASE I don’t want to see that fucking flesh cowbay hat kid even one more time, Tubi. I didn’t want to see him the first time and now it’s every single fucking ad on my feed. Find me again and I will kungpow penis your ass I stg

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?