He's Not Doing Well

A Birdcage-like scenario where a gay couple needs to pass as straight in public but due to a miscommunication they both show up in drag

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

New page of my comic is up on my website! Give it a read: https://adam-wise.com/section/537229-John%20and%20Mal.html

it's dumb fuck tuesday reblog if you're nothing

at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

Goth cat girls from work today!

They are judging you.

I try hard not to rely on internet button clicks for validation, but it really does warm my heart that so many people saw this post and decided to share it :)

I don’t usually make work that’s so directly about my personal experiences, because it feels too self-involved. Like, who gives a shit about me and my old shoes? But it turns out my experiences are not unique to me, and vulnerability actually resonates with people! I might actually make more work about me now, so thanks.

Also, just a fun fact, there are more pages to this book but a friend in my class suggested that it didn’t need any of the pages after this point. So I cut it down for this post as sort of a test, and it definitely works. Yaaaay editing!

That time I made a book out of an old pair of shoes, about an old pair of shoes, and a friend I don't talk to anymore.

Here is the text, since I know its difficult to read: "I used to have a pair of shoes I liked,

but they started falling apart after a few months.

I wasn't ready to let them go.

So I fixed them again,

and again,

and again,

until there was nothing left to fix

until my feet got soaked in damp grass.

That's what it was like,

being friends with you."

(I also tried doing alt text for the first time, let me know if I can do anything to improve it.)

A meme redraw of my OCs, Maura, John, and Mal. They go to college together. Maura is dating Tonia but Tonia lives on the other side of the country, so she's stuck third wheeling with her messy ass friends.