You Have No Idea How Often I Think Of Joe Many Liberals.

Hot tip: if you find yourself constantly reaching for your phone during movies or lectures or anything where you’re just sitting and listening for a while, pick up a stim toy instead. I often find that when I do, it totally quenches any desire to Play Phone Games or Scroll. My hands literally just need something to do while I listen.

My personal favorites are those snakes of interlocking triangles and the stretchy noodle creatures.

Can’t I look up digitigrade leg references without Google calling me a furry?

John and Mal chpt 1, page 7- Meet Miriam! She’s doing her best, and who could possibly judge her for that?

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Today I was choosing between the prompts “cracked,” wounded,” and “tsundere,” and I said FINE. I will draw human Bill Cipher. Once.

The design came out too basic for my taste but I just saw Water For Elephants and was going for ringmaster vibes. Idk man they can’t all be good.

at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

Hellooooooo I am officially migrating my art account from IG to here to escape the Meta-pocalypse!

I have been absorbing Tumblr nonsense second-hand for years and I think its time I got in the pit myself. I'll be posting some old art, maybe a little introduction thing, idk starting over from scratch is weird.

I'll also post my webcomics here! I have two, one finished, one in progress, that I hope people on here will be interested in seeing. Ones about gay people going on a quest into a magical forest and the other is about gay people going to college. Hope you enjoy?

wait hold up why does the steven universe theme have the same chord progression as creep

John and Mal, Chapter 1, Page 11- AH! Homosexuality jumpscare!

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Soooo I started making my second Book With A Face (or Face Book, patent-pending), and while the first one was fun and whimsical I wanted to make this one a little more on the spooky side. Which is fun in concept, but now I have this thing living on my desk…

I kind of hate it, but I feel like I have to finish it or else it will haunt me forever (it still needs pupils and its outer layer of skin).

Do I make it less creepy or just accept that I’ve created a monster and go all-in? Will anybody buy this or am I stuck with him forever???

drew over something i wrote for a class and liked :] sorry the cars are lowkey ugly, its because I fucking hate cars and cant be bothered to learn what they look like beyond ominous hunks of metal

edit: transcript of the poem by itself under the cut

6 Tips for Crossing the Road

Look both ways

The road is for cars. 

Make sure to look for them before crossing. Even when you have the right of way, cars have a lot of safety features and you have none. 

Use designated crosswalks 

The road is for cars. 

So is the crosswalk but, under brief and temporary conditions, you can use it too! Never jaywalk, never walk in the road, just hope there is a clear and functional sidewalk. 

Cross at the light

The road is for cars. 

There are rules and signs for them, but that can only go so far. Walk quickly and hold your breath and hope that the light doesn't turn. Make eye contact with drivers as their cars teem with potential energy, rumbling with disdain at the inconvenience of your crossing. Try to ignore the cloud of exhaust that you are in and they are above. 

Leash your pets

The road is for cars. 

Obviously. 

To you, it may be natural to sacrifice so much space to them but to your dog, it is not. His instinct is to explore freely. You must curb it. Modern US car models have such high hoods that the average child, let alone dog, is obscured. Even on the sidewalk, hold the leash tight because the sidewalk (if you are so blessed) is next to the street and the threat still looms.

Look out for road kill

The road is for cars. 

And no one was there to leash the deer. 

Or the raccoon. 

Or the cat. 

Did you know that the most reliable sample method for wildlife in an area is looking at the roadkill? 

Remember these tips

The road is for cars. 

Cars are everywhere. In the city. In the suburbs. In the country. In the woods (the US Forest Service manages more roads than the entire Ministry of Transit in China.) Cars are everywhere because there are roads to bring them there, which is great if you are a car and want to get from place to place fast without worrying about the in-between. 

Unfortunately, you are not a car. 

You are an animal. 

You are in-between. 

So remember to look both ways.