In High Society, One Is Expected To Have One’s Horns Cut And Filed Routinely. Overgrown Horns Can Be

In High Society, One Is Expected To Have One’s Horns Cut And Filed Routinely. Overgrown Horns Can Be

In high society, one is expected to have one’s horns cut and filed routinely. Overgrown horns can be a hazard to oneself and others, so to let them grow out is viewed as a sign of carelessness and antisocial tendencies. Should one be away from home, say, on a prolonged naval voyage, portable horn trimming kits are a must! One wouldn’t want to return home from travel looking like an unruly beast!

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