A-wizard - The Gay People That Live In My Brain

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3 months ago

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

10 months ago
Still Have No Idea What I'm Doing But Blender Has Been Fun!!
Still Have No Idea What I'm Doing But Blender Has Been Fun!!

still have no idea what I'm doing but blender has been fun!!

10 months ago
a-wizard - The gay people that live in my brain
a-wizard - The gay people that live in my brain
a-wizard - The gay people that live in my brain
a-wizard - The gay people that live in my brain
a-wizard - The gay people that live in my brain
8 months ago
This is fascism, by the way. This is what fascists believe when it comes to art. https://t.co/6xI1TcxPaq

— dr. hazel 🐝 (@HazelMonforton) August 29, 2023
Tag Yourself As This List Of “bad Art” Features, According To A Twitter Fascist

Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist


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7 months ago
John And Mal Chpt 1, Page 7- Meet Miriam! She’s Doing Her Best, And Who Could Possibly Judge Her For

John and Mal chpt 1, page 7- Meet Miriam! She’s doing her best, and who could possibly judge her for that?

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10 months ago
I Can’t Believe Goth Cats Is What It Took To Break My Art Block. I Have Not Been This Motivated To

I can’t believe goth cats is what it took to break my art block. I have not been this motivated to work on anything since I finished my capstone.

Maybe I’ll make a zine?


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2 months ago
Drew Over Something I Wrote For A Class And Liked :] Sorry The Cars Are Lowkey Ugly, Its Because I Fucking
Drew Over Something I Wrote For A Class And Liked :] Sorry The Cars Are Lowkey Ugly, Its Because I Fucking
Drew Over Something I Wrote For A Class And Liked :] Sorry The Cars Are Lowkey Ugly, Its Because I Fucking
Drew Over Something I Wrote For A Class And Liked :] Sorry The Cars Are Lowkey Ugly, Its Because I Fucking
Drew Over Something I Wrote For A Class And Liked :] Sorry The Cars Are Lowkey Ugly, Its Because I Fucking

drew over something i wrote for a class and liked :] sorry the cars are lowkey ugly, its because I fucking hate cars and cant be bothered to learn what they look like beyond ominous hunks of metal

edit: transcript of the poem by itself under the cut

6 Tips for Crossing the Road

Look both ways

The road is for cars. 

Make sure to look for them before crossing. Even when you have the right of way, cars have a lot of safety features and you have none. 

Use designated crosswalks 

The road is for cars. 

So is the crosswalk but, under brief and temporary conditions, you can use it too! Never jaywalk, never walk in the road, just hope there is a clear and functional sidewalk. 

Cross at the light

The road is for cars. 

There are rules and signs for them, but that can only go so far. Walk quickly and hold your breath and hope that the light doesn't turn. Make eye contact with drivers as their cars teem with potential energy, rumbling with disdain at the inconvenience of your crossing. Try to ignore the cloud of exhaust that you are in and they are above. 

Leash your pets

The road is for cars. 

Obviously. 

To you, it may be natural to sacrifice so much space to them but to your dog, it is not. His instinct is to explore freely. You must curb it. Modern US car models have such high hoods that the average child, let alone dog, is obscured. Even on the sidewalk, hold the leash tight because the sidewalk (if you are so blessed) is next to the street and the threat still looms.

Look out for road kill

The road is for cars. 

And no one was there to leash the deer. 

Or the raccoon. 

Or the cat. 

Did you know that the most reliable sample method for wildlife in an area is looking at the roadkill? 

Remember these tips

The road is for cars. 

Cars are everywhere. In the city. In the suburbs. In the country. In the woods (the US Forest Service manages more roads than the entire Ministry of Transit in China.) Cars are everywhere because there are roads to bring them there, which is great if you are a car and want to get from place to place fast without worrying about the in-between. 

Unfortunately, you are not a car. 

You are an animal. 

You are in-between. 

So remember to look both ways. 


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10 months ago

A lot of rumors are about to fly about this rally. Trump's team is 100% going to try and take advantage of this situation. So will malicious foreign actors/bots/etc.

Please don't auto share. Check your sources, and vet their wording/sourcing carefully.

Ask yourself - What do you not need evidence to believe? Be very careful with those biases.

A Lot Of Rumors Are About To Fly About This Rally. Trump's Team Is 100% Going To Try And Take Advantage
3 months ago

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.


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