This Is Reader The Son Of Poet And Smurfette!!

I'm here, to show my Headcanons on Smurfette, Sassette, Vexy and Hackus!!!

let's get started right away:

-Vexy and Hackus are gay, Vexy is with a smurfgirl and Hackus is courted by Barber (I love rare ships) while Smurfette is bisexual and married with Hefty, and Sassette and pansexual is engaged to Snappy.

- when Sassette met Hackus and Vexy, she quickly grew fond of them.

-having been created they have different colors of both hats and eyes, in fact the created smurfs often have "natural" colored hair and their eyes are cyan or green.

- Vexy is the most introverted of the four, on the contrary Sassette is the most extroverted and open.

- I changed Hackus' personality slightly,made him a little more mature, and introverted but he still an adorable baby.

-Vexy together with Smurfette are the ones who keep their feelings inside them the most, but especially Smurfette.

-Vexy and Hackus enabled most of the time, off the road and living with Patric and his family in New York.

-Smurfette is the classic overprotective sister with her "younger" brothers.

- Hackus loves having his hair combed by his sisters.

-the twins (Hackus and Vexy) have heterochromia.

- Smurfette very often has nightmares about the death of the people she loves, and especially her brothers.

- Vexy and Sassette are the tomboys of the family.

- Sassette still tends to call Papa Smurf, dad.

-Hackus is short-sighted, so he wears glasses.

-Smurfette will become the leader of the smurfs village and grove village.

-Vexy is a kind of emo.

-Vexy and Sassette often tease each other.

-Hackus is one of Dreamer's best friends.

Byeeeeee!!!

Tailor: *works on some clothes*

Vanity: Babyyyy!!! *hugs him from behind* how are you?

Tailor: *laughs* good, what about you, darling? *turns and hugs back*

Vanity: now that I'm with you, much better *gives a kiss on the cheek*

Tailor: *laughs*

Chiara: I'm the oldest, I make the rules

Preston: i'm in the middle, i'm the reason we have rules...

Lucian: i'm the youngest, the rules don't apply me! :>

Preston: cause your're too naive for them

Chiara: and you tried to start a revolution, so shut up.

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*Caleb knocks on Jude's door*

Caleb: hello, it's is i, your favorite person

Jude: nice try Caleb but my favorite person is David

Caleb: okay then. Hello, it's is I, that bitch

Jude: better

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Chiara: I didn't tell you because I don't want you putting everything at risk, over a wild hunch i can't even prove yet!

Quentin: Liebe, i'll back your hunches any day of the week, no questions asked

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*in bed*

David: hey, Jude? You awake??

Jude: no, why?

David: if a Guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er Guniea pig?

Jude: Darling if you and I had a baby, would it get my beauty and your late night thought, or your sexy body and my late night murder thought?

David: *blushing* i-i...don't know how to feel about this...

Jude: *kissing David on the cheek* go to sleep.

David: "blushing harder*okay...

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X: so who is your hero?

Preston: it's my dad David, he's the best and very brave!

X: how cute! Is there anything is afraid of?

Preston: Father

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David: kids who is your favorite uncle?

Chiara/Preston/Lucian: Uncle Joe!

Joe: aww I love you too!

Caleb: *cries in the corner* why!?! 😭😭😭😭

David: Favorite aunt instead?

Chiara: Aunt Celia and her girlfriend Isabelle! (they're together LONG LIVE LESBIANS!)

Lucian: I love aunt Camelia (she's engaged to Joe)

David: Preston you?

Preston: Aunt Caleb!

Caleb: YOU LITTLE B-!

Joe: NO!!

I love every person but not every buddy :

Blossom

Scaredy

Sloppy

Finance

Weaver

Winner

Naked (I SWEAR IT REALLY EXISTS)

Weepy

Petal

Slouchy

Flying

Pretetious

Greedy

Grandpa

Here are some of my favorite Honosuto screenshots and why:

I love seeing Jude/Kidou dressed as a waiter (and act like one) and the whole story of the chapters is wonderful! (ch.54-55-56)

I love that Jack/Kabeyama "realizes" the fact that Jude/Kidou became a total loon just to win a friendly dodgeball tournament. (Ch.88-89-90)

I adore Handa/Steve dress like this, him remained me a a sort of drag queen or a character from goth anime so 100/10. (And I think the pink hair suit him a lot too!) (CH.66-67)

Don't ask why I did this, i'm bored 🫠

David: *hugs Jude for the first time*

Jude: What was it?

david: a hug? *breaks away*

jude: Dave you know I don't like human contact

David: okay sorry I won't do it again...

Jude: Never said you shouldn't do it again! *hugs him like a koala*

David: *gay panic* okay...

inspired by @fraybury

they are "drawings" made with the sender and the red penalty, during a mathematics intergazzie.

I love every person, i love you:

Coalminer

Blacksmist

Clobber

Butterfly catching

Loser

Gust

Narrator

Sassette

Nat smurfling

Clumsy

ciao bellaaaaa

Ciaoooo

Robin: princess i have rescued you, now shally marry

Marian: no, thank.

Robin: What?!

Scarlett: *giggles*

Marian: i don't like the look of him

Robin:why, not??

Marian: Well, his hair was abit messy and he abit too muscly *ruzzes Robin's hair*

Robin: HOLD ON! i first punch the outlaws, take you to the castel and get married, that's business.

Marian:Hey, I don't ASK to be rescued!

Robin: you rather stay with a stinky outlaws?

Marian: I'm getting used to they

Robin: man...this princess is hard to rescue.

Scarlett: *giggly even more*

Marian: Well, while the hero figures it all out, I'm going to get ready in my room.

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as I would have thought Marian talking to vikings in the episode of season 3:

Marian:gentlemen gentlemen, let's be civil abuot this, let's make a deal!

Marian: you surrender and you don't die, how does that suond ?

Harald: hahaha how do you intend to kill us?

Marian: oh no no i can't kill you but my buddy can, say hi buddy!

Derka:*he transformed into a dragon* HI

Harald: ...

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Robin: oh we're like a big happy family! And i'm the dad and Marian the mom

Marian: why i am the mom? What's gender roles are we pushing here...

Scarlett: i know they're probably thinking i'm like the son BUT i'm not i'll be the gay emo cousin.

Little John: I will be the son! The hotshot who only dream...

L.John: is to be a star 🥹

Tuck: i feel like i'd be...UHHHHH fresh out of jail uncle

Katel: and i'm the SASSY aunt, who talks shit abuot everyone.

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Author(Me): what kind of girls do you prefer?

Robin: my girlfriend (Marian)

Me: what kind of girl is she?

Robin: she's is a nice, elegalt, beautiful, polite girl

Me: (I turn to Stig) what kind of girl do you like?

Stig: err, Robin's girlfriend

Me: yea same bro😍