They Invented A Fleshlight That Can Smoke Weed

So one of my kiddos is visiting for the weekend and we did a call ahead of time just to check in because it's our first time meeting in person. When we called he started asking me stuff like what kind of wound care materials I have, how I choke people, where is safe for me to hit. He apologized a few times for asking so many questions when he knew I was experienced and I told him something I think more young/inexperienced subs need to hear:

VET. YOUR. DOMS.

If you're playing irl don't be afraid to ask questions and quiz a dom on kink safety. Confirm that they both have the knowledge and know how to act on it. The RA in RACK is there for a reason. You and your dom both need to be aware of the risks inherent even in 'common' or 'low risk' kink activity. If you try to ask a dom questions or vet them and they respond with irritation or anger that should be a red flag. Never be afraid to protect yourself.

He’s doing his ancestral cry

Transmascs will see the wettest, most pathetic butch dog that could break their arm like a twig and go 'I need to leash it and ride her dick till she breaks'

Get yourself a boy who loses all control and cums inside moaning like a bitch as soon as you squeeze his pretty face and say "who's my good boy??" in that tiny dog owner voice

start testosterone now. the world needs more hot tboys more than ever before now

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

even the dom is a little puppy

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

the biggest mistake people make is assuming that weird sex with women is about mommy issues and weird sex with men is about daddy issues. wrong. a woman can be your father too. #feminism