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Private detectives useless as hell all I do is sit behind a desk dramatically lit in black and white stripes by my half open blinds and smoke cigars. Living the dream
#privatedetective #detectivelife #i have 19 unsolved cases
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prohibition hitting hard...making some bathtup gin tonight. DM for recipe
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Clara Bow is 20??!!!
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SHE SHOULD BE AT THE SPEAKEASY
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Smuggling some moonshine in my coat oh boy I sure do hope no big scary prohibition officer comes andbpins me and handcuffs me hahha oh nooo that would suck
#wink wink
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my thirsty ass could NEVER be a bootlegger!!!!
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Anyone else think some of those jc leyendecker drawings are kind of yaoi ....
#those arrow collar advertisments got me feelin smthn #jc leyendecker #jcleyendecker #jcl
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she speak on my easy till I jazz
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G⦠gender roles? [I open my hand, confused, and reveal a fistful of dnd dice] Which one do I�
Before I sell my soul to Tears of the Kingdom, here's a comic about Kirby that I've had for about a year
No joke, this comic solely exists because I saw a YouTube comment on the "Full-Speed Farewell" track for Forgotten Land, with roughly this very quote.
I can't find that comment anymore, but to whoever wrote that comment last year, thank you very much for that laugh that day
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trying to explain why a slice of life anime made you cry
This is me ranking the meanest things that Damian has ever said to Bruce
1. āYou were easier to look up to when you werenāt around.ā
Batman and Robin vol 2 #1
I love when Damian reminds Bruce that heās a disappointment. It took the other batkids years to realize that but Damian knew it from the beginning and he will never let him forget it. 9/10
2. āSo that explains why Astrid Arkham sees me as a curse hanging over Gotham.ā āHavenāt we all at some point?ā
Detective Comics (2016) #1004
Heās 100% correct but heās not being as mean as he could be. Bruceās feelings were definitely not hurt so it wasnāt a proper roasting. But itās super fucking funny, and Iām obsessed with the fact that Damian interrupted this serious moment to joke about how everyone hates his dad. 7/10
3. āYou know my name! Grandfather was right, you truly are the worldās greatest detective.ā
The Shadow/Batman #1
Calling Bruce stupid is very classic Damian. I appreciate that he keeps finding new and creative ways to say it. However I have to take off points because thatās not the actual Bruce heās insulting, just a dollotron. 5/10
4. āWatch yourself old man. You may be better with a bicycle but Iām your superior at everything else.ā
Batman Black and White #5
This one absolutely took me out when I first read it. The āwatch it old manā alone would be enough for me to put it on this list, but pairing that with Damian saying heās better than Bruce in nearly every way makes this perfect. Bruceās feelings probably werenāt hurt but he definitely called Dick later to complain about Damianās lack of respect. 10/10
5. āSo youāve learned your long-lost father is a world class psycho... join the club...ā
Teen Titans (2016) #11
Heās not talking to Bruce in this one but this is still an impeccable roast. Calling Bruce a psycho AND telling his teammate that they aināt special?? Heās killing two birds with one stone. Iām taking off points because this panel came from Teen Titans (2016) and that version of Damian is not valid. 6/10
6. āFather, if this is it, I want to tell you something. I... I need you to know... I definitely would have been the best Batman.ā
Dark Nights: Death Metal #7
Absolutely iconic. Damian is facing certain death and instead of telling his father that he loves him like Bruce was probably expecting, he decided to remind him that he could have been a way better Batman if he was given the chance. Damian is going to die doing what he loves most: antagonizing Bruce. 12/10
7. āSilence.ā
Super Sons #10
After all the times Bruce has told him to shut up, Damian finally pulled an Uno reverse card on him, and itās all Bruceās fault. Even he can recognize that. 5/10
8. āAnd I sometimes feel like Iām listening to a raging, controlling madman.ā
Batman: Pennyworth RIP
I admire Damianās audacity to bring up all of Bruceās faults whenever they fight. And heās always correct. I also love how big Bruceās hand is compared to his face. It reminds me that Bruce is getting verbally demolished by a kid who still needs a booster seat. 8/10
9. āBut weāre going to talk about these orphanages. Itās a bit disconcerting that you own whole buildings full of potential backup Robins.ā
Detective Comics (2016) #1017
Even if this was a joke, I know some tiny part of Damian actually believes this. He lives in constant fear of getting another sibling. Iām deducting some points because this is one of the most popular and overused Batman jokes ever. We all know he collects orphans. 4/10
10. āI donāt know why you bothered to come back from the dead. We were fine without you.ā
Batman Incorporated (2012) #1
Weāre finishing the list off strong with perhaps the meanest thing Damian has ever said to Bruce. He went for the throat with this one. His father just came back to life and heās already decided he doesnāt like that bitch. I just KNOW Bruce cried himself to sleep that night. 1000/10
Yearly post of 2022 lmfao,,,
Happy birthday Malleus!
finally finished some old pieces on a few dnd characters i made but never got to use bc i have no friends to play dnd with :)
Zeavl (Tiefling Druid)
Faris Windwood (Half-Elf Cleric)
And a lil bonus comic w Zeavl to his mum friend :
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@funplecs and iās band au lineup! at least, for the main 5!! iāll be making more and posting them on my twitter each day.Ā
some context- the genre of this au isĀ ā2000s teen band movieā and it takes place in post-covid, fall 2020! and in new jersey .Ā
brendanās definitely not winning the father of the year award
hc that Zenitsuās hair grows quite quickly but no one really knows because heās always cutting his hair. Zenitsu goes on a three month mission alone and when he come back people are surprised because his hair is down past his shoulders. He decides to keep his hair long as (your ship of choice) really likes it and admitted that to Zenitsu
*uses this ask as an excuse to draw zenitsu w varying hairstyles*
im terrible at drawing hair though but i hope this still looks decent ( T ā T)
Dimi ā> Claude
Just a silly thing I thought upā¦alksdjdjkf translation below: Byleth: /running through the monastery Byleth: (They seem closeā¦) Byleth: (! Ohā¦I seeā¦) Byleth: [All the best! You have my support!] Dimitri: Ahā¦Ahā¦ā¦.(I was found out!) Claude: Hmm? Whatās wrong? Ah! Hey Teach! (He actually knows)
Seriously, these color pages are fantastic. I want this printed out and framed on my wall
Witch Shaiya has arrived in town and sheāll give you a curse candy from her hat :)
Good news! Iām adopting Cyril