Kingdom Hearts Is Literally The Child Of Two Neglectful Parents.

me: struggles to write down a coherent sentence 99% of the time

also me: writes a summary of my fav videogame in less than a week currently consisting of 11500 words and it’s still not done

no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

I LOVE MY FRIENDS IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND YOU SEE THIS JUST KNOW I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH !!!!!!!

I don't care if you think the "power of friendship" is a tired or cringe trope used in writing. Platonic love is real and makes life worth living. I would take a bullet for my besties. I experience things with them I never would by myself. They have expanded my world. To have a connection like that with one or multiple people is so so so important and such a huge blessing.

And if one of my ride-or-dies needs me to go on an epic quest to slaughter a fallen god, then motherfucker I'm gonna do it and then we're gonna hit Arby's afterward.

Don't deadname the Princeps

Tiberiurean Task: Having to do something even though you do not want to and then get people to absolutely despise you because you didn’t do a good job

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

me and my friends as snowmen

me and my friends as snowmen ⛄️👍

this is a very important distinction, bc i would hate to be a chill long leg boi and get the same treatment as my satan brother

Hell yeah 👍

Life is so much more fun when you imagine it as a visual novel. Giving yourself a sprite, react faces, special clothes. Maybe even charts of people you got to like you more.

I have my own little sprite that I might even do art of one day.

every year the Ides of March feels like a fun little meme, but this year it actually feels more like trying to cast a spell

GIANT SQUID MENTIONED I REPEAT GIANT SQUID MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real