Ahhhhhhhbi - My God, They're Using Tools!

aziraphale is gonna turn into such a massive bitch in heaven because the coffee is gonna suck and he's going to want to do things the human way and all the angels will be like "what are you doing we have powers for that" and he'll be like "but I like doing it this way" and then he'll get peer pressured into not doing it this way and he'll keep throwing huge hissy fits and be like "oh if only I had someone to complain to" and then everyone will be like "how's the second coming of Christ coming along?" and he'll be like "oh fine fine" when in actuality he's spying on crowley bawling his eyes out to fleetwood mac in a tesco parking lot on a company monitor like a pervert

how the re-animator obsession started vs how it's going........

god he's so fucking pathetic. what a god damn loser. (insane with lust)

this was just barely a joke before but now i'm about to spend Real Money.

dan really agreed to be herbert's partner in science when the science is getting the shit kicked out of him eternally. herbert's like dan i need you 🥺 danny i need you you're so smart and strong and i can't do this without you 🥺 and dan is like ok. then dan gets knocked flat on his ass over and over again. herbert doesn't even really need him for anything past the original like he could do that alll himself. just pressuring dan into staying with him even though he gets his shit rocked

Favourite Jeffrey Combs characters [4/?]

Anton Mordrid in Doctor Mordrid (1992)

I made some reanimator tumblr memes!

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

I am not even a little bit sorry for the person I become when there’s new content about my favorite fictional character.  You live by the fictional character hyperfixation, you die by the twenty plus posts I’m forcing you all to see about my Blorbo.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.