inspired by a sound on the app that shall not be named
santa saw you reading all that gay porn
this was just barely a joke before but now i'm about to spend Real Money.
autistic who goes “fun fact” and then proceeds to tell you the most gruesome unfunny thing you’ve heard all day
do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for
boys night
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
jeffrey combs' waist appreciation because i have needs
bonus: (bc this panel drives me into the most feral state possible)
I made some reanimator tumblr memes!
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
You go to your friend’s house and Jeff Bezos is there. You’re like “are you insane? That’s Jeff Bezos, he’s evil, we need to throw him out” and your friend tries to convince you that no poor Jeff Bezos has amnesia and is in a lot of trouble so you have to help him. This is insane to you but you’re in love with your friend so you’re like okay…and then Jeff Bezos regains his memories and runs off to live out his queer love story. You’re like “well that was INSANE wasn’t it? Let’s go do boozy brunch to get over it and also I might be in love with you”…..but your friend/love of your life is like “this is awkward but I’m actually the new CEO of Amazon”…….that would be terrible wouldn’t it? Well something really similar happened to my good friend crowley
abi; she/her; very queer; writer who will do anything to procrastinate actually writing
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