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Everyone there has mandatory patience classes, that's the only way they can bear all this.

Everyone at Merlin Academy have the patience of saints to deal with;

The fucking Jaladin thing.

Hook's and Maleficent's bisexual power couple dynamic.

Morgie and Hook being gay twinks.

Bridget's and Ella's "She's just a friend." "It's totally platonic to look at her in the eyes for several hours." "Why can't she love me the way I love her?" "She's probably straight." "Oh what a fate, to be forever trapped in a one sided love with your best friend."

Uliana's obsession with Bridget along with the Hearts' obvious attraction to the sea witch as well.

Whatever the fuck Red and Chloe have when they were at Merlin Academy in the span of two days.

I bought the black shirt and wood carving set that my university requires.

I also finished my essay on customer service policies on Aguamiel.

you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today

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I don't know how exactly it would happen, but if the Wizard™️ wasn't a complete fraud and the girls stayed with him, Elphaba would somehow end up becoming Glinda's trophy wife even though she does all the work like—

"LOOK, IT'S GLINDA!!"

*excited Munchkin cheers*

"....AND HER WIFE ELPHABA!"

*confused Munchkin cheers with background whispers of, "who's she again?" "oh the awkward one Glinda the Good married— heard she's giving Animals rights and bringing down tax rates or something" "Huh... Anyway-" More excited cheers for Glinda*

Objective: write a fanfic

Obstacle: writing

GlassHeart ✨au✨ Or something like that

Well, we've all seen these sports au's by glassheart (I think there are like three of them? I don't know, it's a lot).

And it gave me the idea for two au's, one a little more serious and the other is just a joke that occurred to me.

Glassheart! But they're both chess players. Ok, think about it.

Chloe, who is a star student in both sports and intelligence, So she decides to learn to play chess, which she turns out to be very good at but she is not passionate about the game but still she is the undefeated queen in chess.

And Red, who learned only because the Queen of Hearts forced her to learn about strategy, though after a while she begins to genuinely love the game because Because to beat her opponent she has to be more clever and resourceful than the other to win.

They both meet on the first day of school and have a tremendously difficult chess game that ends in a draw. Both are very competitive, so they would continue to have games in order to defeat the other, but they always end up in a draw.

So they spend the whole semester fighting and being rivals but little by little they fall in love.

Furthermore, their games last almost a week because each one takes a minimum of seven hours just to move a pawn.

(I was obsessed with chess for three years of my life and that's why I'm now making an au about chess for glassheart? Maybe).

For the joke au I was thinking literally of the image "such a trope, but it's reversed" For example: "they win by the power of friendship" becomes "they lose by the power of friendship".

So I have the honor(?) to present to you:

Glassheart! But neither of them are good at sports.

Ok, I know, Chloe is good at using swords and Red at doing parkour, but this au is not very serious so don't take it seriously.

For this au I thought of two variants:

1) They both know the rules of and plays of all sports, but no matter how hard they try they are simply unable to play them the right way. Both frustrated by this situation, they team up in order to be able to play a sport well.

2) Actually each is pretty good at sports, but they meet for the first time in gym class and have a massive gay crush that is accompanied by an even worse gay panic so they don't can concentrate on what they are doing so they start to play worse and worse. It doesn't help that they're on the same teams or that they're both too stubborn to admit that they like each other.

Well, I have submitted my obligatory au Glassheart for this fandom. I'm leaving 🫡

I remember doing this months ago, but since I didn't post it anywhere at the time I just put it aside, (for some reason I felt guilty if I posted it, despite it being mine, very weird). Anyway, here's a Toothless made out of bottle caps! Honestly, it took me like a week to make it, and if you're wondering why it's hanging on the wall like that, it's because it was in an exhibition at my university. Advantages of creativity class: I can use my special interests as assignments.

((should I post it on other sites too? Or do I really only have a certain amount of time to do so?).

Soulmates au!. (Toradeen version).

Ok, here's an idea that I've had for more than half a year, I've wanted to write a fanfic about it but I haven't been able to, and since I can't stand the urge to talk about it anymore, I'll publish the idea here.

So I was thinking about a soulmate au where you can only see colors when you see your soulmate. All very typical so far I know, but here's the thing:

Only monsters know the concept of soulmates.

So Clawdeen, half human and unaware that are soulmates, lives her life as the strange colorblind girl obsessed with monsters.

That is until she arrives at Monster High and discovers that she is half wolf, oh and of course, she can suddenly see colors. She is quite confused about this and asks Frankie and Draculaura several questions about this, where they explain the concept of soulmates to her. The problem? She saw many students when she arrived so she has no idea who is her soulmate.

So Clawdeen's entire season one would continue to focus on finding her mother, but now she must also find who is her soulmate.

Toralei on the other claw, She realized that Clawdeen is her soulmate the moment she saw her. And that scared her, a lot.

Her mother already found the concept of soulmates ridiculous, now that she finds out that her daughter Toralei has a soulmate, and not just any soulmate; a human soulmate, She was going to lose her temper.

So Toralei spends all season one trying to avoid Clawdeen (which doesn't work when her mother finds out that Clawdeen has the moon claw necklace), So he ends up having to face Clawdeen and discovers that she's actually not that bad for a human and a wolf. So now their problem is how to tell Clawdeen that they are soulmates and prevent their mother from causing too much damage.

And by the end Clawdeen realizes that Toralei is her soulmate, Toralei no longer has to deal with her mother so they are happy little gays together, the end.

Well, actually it wouldn't be the end but that's the idea.

Also don't think I didn't think about the stories of Frankie, Cleo, Draculaura and the rest of the ghoulsquad, of course I did! But this post is already quite long.

So if you want to know their stories ask! That I will answer (sooner or later but I will)

If anyone wants to write a fanfic about this idea, they are totally free to do so, just send me the link, I would read it right away!

chloe: the moon is beautiful tonight.

red: it sure is.

*in the next room over*

bridget, whispering: do we tell them it's a tortilla i stuck to the window?

ella: please don't.