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polybeasts but in the sense that they've always been all they've ever had, all they had in the tree was each other and grew incredibly codependent but yet they're still lonely because they don't trust each other enough to be vulnerable. nobody knows if they're still a couple anymore but nobody wants to try and say something because they're worried they'll lose everything if they bring it up. they're so important to each other and yet they constantly forget the others exist because they still feel so lonely

My king actually won against Shadow Milk! This is so funny bro I'm rollinggg

EVERY TIME I INVITE HER AGAIN. SHE SHOWS UP.

how tf am i an essential worker?

please god take all my period cramps and give them to shadow milk cookie because it'd be funny

What if instead of cookie run kingdom it was called shadow milk kingdom and nothing changed because devsisters loves milking him

i am so glad you exist, even if you exist so far away from me 

W to the people who ship both purecacao and shadowspice

I haven’t been on this app for so long that while I was trying to follow someone I think I reported their post.

what it feels like to be a purecacao truther in the year 2025

In celebration of awakened Pure Vanilla Cookie being out now, can we have a sweet-fluffy reunion between him and Dragon Lord Cacao?

need me some mutual pining to lovers😩🫶

MEETING YOU — PURECACAO

ᵀʰᵉ ᴰʳᵃᵍᵒⁿ ᴸᵒʳᵈ ᵐᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃˢˢᶦᵒⁿᵃᵗᵉ ʳᵘˡᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ⱽᵃⁿᶦˡˡᵃ ᴷᶦⁿᵍᵈᵒᵐ.

Dark Cacao Cookie stared at the letter from GingerBrave Cookie, detailing how Pure Vanilla Cookie was now undertaking a Beast Yeast mission. He remembered how awful those missions could be. With a sigh, Dark Cacao scribbled a letter addressed to the Vanilla Kingdom, hoping for his dearest's safety.

He handed the letter to an icing owl, instructing it to deliver the message promptly.

Days passed without a response. The silence gnawed at him, and Dark Cacao Cookie felt his mind spiraling. Was Pure Vanilla okay? Why hadn’t he heard anything? He prayed to the witches, hoping they would watch over him.

One cold evening, Dark Cacao paced the halls of his citadel, his thoughts wandering aimlessly. A servant approached, holding a scroll.

“Your Majesty, a letter from the Vanilla Kingdom—”

Before the servant could finish, Dark Cacao had already snatched the scroll. He unrolled it to find a single message: “I’m home.”

Tears threatened to fall. “Fetch the dragons! I’m going to the Vanilla Kingdom!”

His dragons, resting in his chamber, were startled by the sudden urgency. They morphed into one mighty beast, allowing Dark Cacao to mount them quickly.

“Apologies, Dragon Lord. Why the sudden rush?” one of the dragons asked.

Dark Cacao, seated firmly, stood as they flew. The icy winds of winter gradually gave way to the warm air near the Vanilla Kingdom.

“My dearest is home,” he whispered.

Upon arrival, the Vanillans were shocked by the black-and-white dragon landing at the edge of the town. Security scrambled, summoning Strawberry Crepe Cookie to manage the situation.

“Excuse me, sir, you cannot—” a guard began, but Dark Cacao jumped down from the dragon before they could finish.

“Do not stand in my way,” he said sternly, storming past them. The dragon vanished, its essence retreating into the tattoo on his shoulder.

Even Strawberry Crepe Cookie, usually skeptical, was speechless. The townsfolk buzzed with confusion. They really saw a dragon!

Dark Cacao entered the main hall.

“Excuse me—how can I help—” a Vanillan steward began, only to be interrupted by Dark Cacao’s piercing gaze.

“Where is Pure Vanilla Cookie?” he demanded urgently.

“His Majesty is in the gar—” The steward didn’t finish before Dark Cacao had already left.

He rushed through the garden entrance, huffing. There, among blooming lilies, stood Pure Vanilla Cookie, gently petting a sheep. The light around him seemed to glow brighter.

“Is that you, Dark Cacao Cookie?” Pure Vanilla turned, his smile gentle.

Dark Cacao ran to him, his knees weakening as he knelt and took Pure Vanilla’s hand, kissing his knuckles softly.

Pure Vanilla giggled. “You shouldn’t do that.”

“Is it wrong to show my courtesy?” Dark Cacao murmured. Pure Vanilla shook his head.

“I meant the commotion in town,” Pure Vanilla teased.

Dark Cacao stood. “My apologies. I will take responsibility for any disturbance.”

Pure Vanilla’s gaze softened. “You look handsome.”

“And you look stunning,” Dark Cacao whispered.

“Was the mission hard?” Dark Cacao asked, walking beside him.

Pure Vanilla smiled. “It was, but I managed.”

Dark Cacao nodded. “My dear…” he whispered.

Pure Vanilla chuckled. “Why the sudden nickname?”

“I was worried sick after reading GingerBrave’s letters. Shadow Milk Cookie—did he break you?” Dark Cacao stopped in front of him, his concern palpable.

Pure Vanilla was silent but smiled with his usual compassion. “Yes… but I understand why he acted that way. He just needed a friend. It was foolish of me not to see it sooner.”

Dark Cacao nodded but still felt worry gnawing at him. Pure Vanilla booped his nose playfully.

“Don’t overthink it. Your wrinkles are showing,” Pure Vanilla teased.

“My apologies. I’m centuries old, after all.” Dark Cacao smirked.

“Oh, pardon me, old man,” Pure Vanilla laughed.

They shared a light-hearted moment before Dark Cacao asked, “Who do you think will complete the next Beast Yeast mission?”

“Hollyberry, perhaps? Or White Lily? Whoever it is, I wish for their safety,” Pure Vanilla said thoughtfully.

Dark Cacao nodded again.

“You seem lighter,” Pure Vanilla observed.

“Yes… my burden has been lifted,” Dark Cacao admitted with a chuckle.

“I’m glad,” Pure Vanilla said with a glance. “So, Dragon Lord, I heard you can ride a dragon now.”

Dark Cacao groaned. “Yes, but please don’t tease me.”

Pure Vanilla laughed. “I missed you.”

“I missed you more,” Dark Cacao replied softly.

Silence settled between them—comfortable and peaceful.

“How about dinner, Your Majesty Pure Vanilla Cookie?” Dark Cacao offered, extending his arm.

Pure Vanilla chuckled, Taking his arm. “I would love to, Dragon Lord Dark Cacao.”

They exited the garden, laughter trailing behind them.

“Can I ride the dragon too?” Pure Vanilla’s eyes beamed with excitement.

“After dinner, my dear,” Dark Cacao promised.

Together, they walked toward the castle, the future bright before them.

Bonus Scene

"My, the dragons truly live inside you..." Pure Vanilla observed the intricate tattoos on Dark Cacao’s shoulders, his fingers lightly tracing the swirling designs.

"Black and white dragons... I’ve heard many stories about them before," Pure Vanilla added with a smile, his eyes filled with wonder.

"Are you done? It’s freezing out here." Dark Cacao grumbled as he reached for his shirt.

"Don’t lie to me—you’re best friends with the cold," Pure Vanilla laughed, his teasing light and affectionate.

"You’re just embarrassed," he teased further, a playful glint in his eyes.

Dark Cacao let out a long sigh. "My dear, I look like a gangster with these tattoos."

"Oh, come now, you look cool, my love! Oh, how I wish I could have my own tattoo..." Pure Vanilla’s eyes twinkled with mischief as he imagined it.

Dark Cacao chuckled. "I can make you one," he teased.

Pure Vanilla’s face immediately turned red, and without hesitation, he swung his staff at Dark Cacao’s shoulder.

"Ouch!" Dark Cacao winced, rubbing the spot where the staff had connected.

"Pervert!" Pure Vanilla huffed as he turned away, his ears still burning.

Dark Cacao couldn’t help but laugh softly as he followed behind. "It was just a suggestion, my dear..."

Goodnight. These mfs are ao fucking gay

i hope the transsexuals i see in public know i am looking at them with love & awe. im sorry the world is scary. im just like you

there’s an overlap between a handful of fandoms where the common denominator is that there’s an unconfirmed homoerotic relationship with toxic elements involved somewhere at its core.

looking at you, fans of house/dead poets society/saw/the passenger/hannibal/sherlock/supernatural

Absolutely

the doctor in the next season of doctor who should be played by hugh laurie, and he will be literally just playing doctor house as doctor who

and his companion, instead of some random girl, will be wilson

thank you for coming to my ted talk

Now that Underverse 0.8 Part 1 is finally out, it’s time for me to step back and take a break from the series. It’s a bittersweet decision... seeing the amazing reaction to this episode makes me want to dive right into animating the next parts. But I know if I do, I’ll fall back into the same cycle of emotional burnout I’ve faced over the years. To break that draining routine, I need to stop for a moment. Underverse will be on HIATUS FOR 1 YEAR AND A HALF.

HOWEVER! I’m not disappearing entirely! I’ll still be working on the XTALE 21 YEARS comic, hosting Ask the Xtale Gang events, and occasionally creating short animated content. This break will also give me a chance to focus on my original project, METADORA.

I’d be lying if I say I'm a little worried about people forgetting the series during the hiatus. But I need this break, and I can’t thank you all enough for your continued support and encouragement. Even during tough times, knowing that this project was born from a mix of improvisation and silliness, has brought joy and inspiration to so many people reminds me of my purpose in this world. And I want to keep doing that until the end.

I hope to return with renewed passion and strength to finish this journey that has taught me so much not only as an artist, but as a person as well.

Thank you for being with me.

See you until 2026.

Watching Ninjago with my mom and she asked who the girl robot inside of Zane's head was so I told her the full story.

Then she said, "So, do the others know he downloaded her into his head or do they just think he's crazy?"💀

Like Imagine😭

Zane: PIXAL can you spot any obstacles?

Jay: Is anyone gonna talk to him about that?

Cole: He just needs some time to grieve😔

Zane: *Chatting to PIXAL*

Lloyd: This is starting to become a problem...

Jay: Cole, you go deal with it.

Cole: Why me?

Kai: You're our mental support

Cole: Ugg

Cole: Hey buddy... Whatcha laughing about?

Zane: Oh, Cole! PIXAL just made the funniest joke about the bounty's wiring!

Cole: Sure buddy. Listen, you know Pixal isn't actually here, right?

Zane: Sure she is. She's a part of me.

Cole: Yeah, she'll always be a part of you.

Cole: *Puts his hand on Zane's shoulder and nods his head in commiseration*

Zane: Right. Cause she's in my head.

Cole: Okay bud, It's great that you wanna keep her memory alive but-

Zane: She is alive.

Cole: ...

Cole: Okay.

Cole, to others: I tried.

The Conduit

Happy Birthday, Sensei Lloyd!!

I usually don't post my sketches because they're ugly and so different from my finished artworks, but I had to scramble something together for my beloved darling's big day 🥹💚 get some rest, Master!

Also for the people who can spot my Northern Lights easter egg; I love you ♡

back at it again for the lloyd art🫡🫡

cw// blood (i forgor)

he better NOT be silly...

the joyous luigi:

Cole x THE GOBLIN 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 reblog if you agree

SPOILER FOR DR S2 EP4!

why is nobody talking about this? 😭

the scenes from season 1 and geo's flashbacks in season 2 are a little different...

is this a flashback or is this geo's fantasy about cole?? HELP THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF THAT WERE THE CASE

They say hello

adam 🧩

I had no idea the official saw instagram was so overt

Save me Saw Franchise. Saw Franchise. Saw Franchise save me.

adam and lawrence’s bummer day

might as well flirt with the other guy across the room if you're about to die in a few hours