What if you're BAHRAIN GEORGE driving on 16 LAP OLD SOFTS , no TRANSPONDER, no STEERING WHEEL, DRS opening when you try to use the RADIO. and there's a mclaren up your ass.
david lynch telling people in 2017 that you should accept trans people or kill yourself. he was so real for this.
oscar winning on the weekend mclaren instated team orders is the funniest shit he could've done, go off king send the papaya rules to hell
sebastian vettel in 2019 experiencing like 1/10th of what he put mark webber through and immediately gaining the full spectrum of human emotion and empathy like a toddler finally grasping object permanence is the funniest thing abt him. before that my man was so unbothered he straight up didnt realize when he was acting like a dick bc the concept of struggling was so alien to him. but suddenly charles leclerc out-qualifies him a handful of times and he’s waking up in the middle of the night asking people “did you know about homophobia???” “have you heard what’s happening to the bees????”
Dmitri might’ve gotten that Oscar but M. Gustave still has “Boy with Apple” bitch