needing to write something like dialogue in english class without using ‘said’ is light work when you’ve been writing fanfics for five years 🤑
i love a wolfstar fic where remus is a weird loser but sirius just has no idea. he’s talking to everyone about how cool and suave remus is and everyone is like “really?? remus? are you sure?” 
remus keeps saying nerdy shit and sirius is just like “i’ve never met a man with game like this!”
lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk
pining...... so much pining.........
how to tell the difference between romantic and platonic feelings for dummies 101 thank you and goodnight
what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory
Marauder brainrotted so hard i dreamt a whole wolfstar fic
Modern age, James, Peter, and Sirius are in the stage of becoming an animagus where they have the leaf in their mouth for a month.
I can just imagine anytime someone asking why they’re being so quiet they just hit them with the 🤫🧏
I had this thought earlier and had to share, I think it’s so funny 😭
why does school need to exist i JUST got to the good part in a fic and now i have to do work??? what the fuck.
why was my walk home lowkey giving robin from the black phone…
I hate when Sirius Black is not the most attractive man in the room. I'm sorry Remus, who? James, who? Regulus, who? Barty, who? Get out of here. It's Sirius of Troy, girl.