Aziracrow Headcannons (because They're Idiots And I Love Them

when the thousand year old stone tablets write better fics than you T_T

just found fanfic written on clay tablets in cuneiform and then the pictures were uploaded to ao3 the good omens fandom is insane

you look great in that frog costume

Here to ask that final question of the good omens question game! :D Okay here I go:

Has something happened or have you met someone because of good omens, something that wouldn't have happened if you wouldn't have watched the show? Can be anything!

(This is canihearawahoo btw but questions are only via main account :) )

Thank you for the question :D

Surprisingly, yes! After watching the show I read a couple of fics that featured some really good discussions around gender and the term genderqueer and something just clicked for me?? Like, I knew was some flavour of not-cis before the show but I hadn't heard that particular label used before...so anyway Good Omens helped me figure out I was Genderqueer \(^_^)/

the dumbest temptations that Crowley has ever performed:

tempting a cat to walk over to him when the little 'pssh pshhh kittyyyy' noises weren't working (It was a black cat so it was totally evil and demonic guys trust)

spent 30 seconds panic-adjusting the meat he was offering to Aziraphale in the Job flashback so that it would taste just right

"IT NEEDS MORE SALT WAIT NO THAT'S TOO SALTY NEVERMIND WHERE'S THE SEASONING WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON'T HAVE SEASONING HERE I THOUGHT GOD CARED??"

his sunglasses made everything too dark for him to see the little stars in Aziraphale's eyes so every time he gets a new pair he makes sure they're just dark enough to hide his eyes and block out bright lights but not dark enough that he can't see his angel's beautiful pupils <3

snakes.

whenever a snake species starts becoming endangered he tempts governments into giving funding for wildlife conservation (occasionally if they're still endangered he grabs a snake or two to raise and reintroduce himself) (It's EVIL because they're POISONOUS and eat...well, mostly mice but don't tell Hell that)

tempting the guy in charge of the playlists at his favourite bar to play angsty songs on repeat when he's brooding >:(

the dumbest miracles Good Omens characters have performed: AZRIAPHALE EDITION

FIRSTLY OUR LITTLE PROBLEM ANGEL IS THE INVENTOR OF FRIVOLOUS MIRACLES AND WE LOVE HIM FOR IT

using constant miracles to keep those three little wisps of hair perfectly framing his forehead during the french revolution era

repeatedly reheating cups of cocoa (he makes it, sits down all cozy, gets distracted by a book (or Crowley), realises it went cold, reheats it, and the cycle continues)

once reheated it 7 times in a row before accidentally knocking the mug onto the floor

making random little trinkets in the bookshop turn the same yellow as Crowley's eyes <3

getting rid of that little moustache he drew on for his magic act in 1941 (he used a permanent marker)

proceeded to have to use the exact same miracle after drawing on the moustache for his performance at Warlock's eleventh birthday party

adjusting old clothes to still fit him even after a full decade (cough cough the waistcoat from 1941) because they remind him of his favourite things (read: Crowley)

Hear me out: this good omens quote but with the Doctor and the Master...

The Doctor: "You can't leave! There isn't anywhere to go."

The Master: "It's a big universe - even if this all ends up in a puddle of burning goo, we can go off together!"

The Doctor: "...Go off together?"

The Doctor: "...Listen to yourself."

The Master: "How long have we been friends? Six thousand years!

The Doctor: "Friends? We're not friends! We are a hero and a villain...we have nothing whatsoever in common - I don't even like you!" The Master: "You do!"

The Doctor: "We're on opposite sides - "

The Master: "We're on our side!"

The Doctor: "There is no our side...not anymore."

honestly if 15 gave me a hug I might actually explode

Words cannot describe how much I need a hug from the Doctor. Literally any of them. It is not a want it is a need. I'm 100% convinced it would fix me

Shax: What are you, Crowley's emotional support Angel?

Aziraphale, sweating: What? that would be wonder - er, terrible, yes how terrible of you to suggest that! I am shocked and outraged at the mere thought of me supporting my dear - my mortal enemies's emotions....with support...

Shax: You're literally texting him right now to check if he's drunk enough water today

Have we been sleeping on this?!

Shax just casually taunts Aziraphale with being Crowley's emotional support angel and Aziraphale reacts like this:

Look at that eyebrow lift and that almost smile. He likes it!! And then Jim is right there and he realizes that if Jimbriel retains his memories when he gets restored, he's going to be screwed, so he needs to act like he's annoyed by the suggestion.

But look at him!! This precious cinnamon roll wants nothing more than to be his demon's emotional support angel.

Your honor, I love them.

SNEK HATS

this has probably been done before BUT Aziraphale makes these little snake hats for Crowley

you know the ones...

If I get too close, and I'm not how you hoped, forgive my northern attitude, oh I was raised out in the cold...and if the sun don't rise, 'til the summertime, forgive my northern attitude, oh I was raised on little light (Northern Attitude)

I wouldn't know where to start, sweet music playing in the dark, be still my foolish heart, don't ruin this on me (Almost)

In some sad way I already know...I will not ask you where you came from, I could not ask and neither would you...honey, just put your sweet lips on my lips, we could just kiss like real people do. (like real people do)

T_T

Thinking about doing an ineffables meme series but including Hozier lyrics. Y’know, for funsies.