So I Read The Secret History...

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(pokud to ovšem již nezaznělo)

Když hloupá kuchta Buchta zavařila do polívky všechny názvy ročních období, ale nás je pět:

*Je velmi možné že v kánonu seriálu Hra na oliheň provozují své vlastní hry i jiné země. Tudíž je možno usoudit že Česko má také vlastní verzi*

Já poté co už sem s poslední figurkou 2 pole před domečkem a ňákej debil mi ji vyhodí z políčka, v člověče nezlob se:

me putting on the most atrocious, out-there, colourful, clownesque outfit: this is so lucy gray coded

Please give it to me Rachel

my dream for a modern live action death note:

- it takes itself completely seriously. i want ZERO irony/making fun of itself. i need some actor man to take a potato chip and eat it with total seriousness.

- light and L have an insane amount of tension, i’m talking destiel levels of eye sex and queerbaiting, but they are never allowed to kiss. maybe when L dies they get one ambiguously queer line. but it’s gotta stay at least a little bit ambiguous

- misa isn’t explicitly homophobic anymore but she is like That #ally (just more subtly homophobic) (obviously shes gay but she doesn’t know that yet). instead of “are you on THAT side of the fence ryuzaki” she’s like “it’s FINE if you’re gay but light is MY boyfriends and i just don’t think it’s APPROPRIATE” and L just ignores her completely. she claims L as her Gay Best Friend despite him never confirming if he’s queer and her not really liking him. for Diversity

- she’s like i can’t be homophobic i do a pride month photoshoot and L is like okay. i don’t care

- focus on how the 24 hour news cycle, overwhelming access to information, and constant fearmongering and doomscrolling drives light fucking crazy (sorry i have to be weird about light here)

- instead of a magazine light very blandly watches porn on his laptop. looking actively bored. L doesn’t say explicitly “your son is gay” but he looks over at soichiro and says something like “hm. he’s popular with girls, you said? okay.”

- some awful misa and light sex scene but it cuts between that and light at L’s grave, their months handcuffed together, etc. hannibal style or something idk i’ve never seen it i just got a play by play from a friend

- naomi gets a bigger part because she’s awesome

- light and L are stuck in ambiguously queer purgatory but rem is very explicitly in love with misa. they kiss once before she dies and from then on misa seems a little more subdued with light. like she’s not so sure she really wants him

- when the detectives are talking about L someone mentions how he’s “on the spectrum” and everyone nods seriously. later it’s mentioned again and L overhears and he’s like you can just say autistic. everyone apologizes profusely but he does not give a shit

OP, vždycky můžeš říct, že je to kouzelnická hůl 👀

(ale seriózně, přeju, ať je to brzy dobré, nebo aspoň tolerovatelné :)

Někdy si nemohu pomoci a přemítat, jestli moje celkové fyzické problémy s mým tělem někdy konečně zhorší či třeba budou zaregistrovány někým z mého okolí a identifikovány jako dostatečně velký problém na to, abych mohl začít používat hůl, nebo jestli takovéto přání je samo o sobě dostatečným odůvodněním pro to, abych jí začal nosit s sebou.

Zároveň se mi zdá býti dosti pitomé, jestli takovéto zjednodušení každodenního života stojí za veškerou pozornost, která by mi za to byla věnována a veškeré názory na neslučitelnost mého věku, vzhledu a potřebě pro pomoc, kterou nemohu přeci mít, když ještě nic nevím a neznám.

why did none of the college AUs mention Chicago-style citation? I enrolled here to find an academic rival-to-lover, but so far there's only Chicago-style citation

Horký úchop: Znalosti moderních dějin by se neměly hodnotit tradičními testy nebo maturitou, nýbrž vysvětlováním textu písně We Didn't Start the Fire od Billyho Joea

she coɡito on my erɡo till I sum

Oh that is hilarious too. Or when it is just a couple repeating chords with some arpeggios but the title is like HARD TIMES CREATE HARD MEN or whatever

so I'm making an opp-unity playlist, which makes me want to google fashwave --> I realize I probably shouldn't add it to the playlist since then the people behind it will make money --> I listen to one of the songs out of pure curiosity --> It's really really good --> fuck me dude

Ptáček a ptáčci ( ˊᵕˋ )♡