Draw Dark M O I S T (this Is A Joke Ajdsbd)

Wow

on the edge

mom, i can’t reach! by andrew evans

jse egos but as john mulaney quotes

dr schneeplestein

jackie-boy man

antisepticeye

chase brody

marvin the magnificent

jameson jackson

jack

Oh my god this is so soft and wholesome

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

Bob Ross cares about me

Trying to teach all the slang and ever-changing fashion to ancient people tho

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

Please watch this video if your sad.

(No kitties were hurt.)