Latest Posts by aph-aerica - Page 5

Idea

let's remake hetalia but they're all catboys

amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

Molossia: ok so maybe i do like seborga

me: >:)

Molossia: oh fuck

tfw you eat molossia's popcorn

Dear queerphobes,

Yes, we are trying to push the queer agenda.

But I don't think you realize that the queer agenda is for y'all to stop being fucking dicks.

Happy Holidays!

-some genderfaun

Thank you for your service unnamed blue sheep and Jubilena or whatever your name was

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

YALL I JUST DISCOVERED BIFLUX AND GENDERFAUN

I HAVE FOUND MYSELF

THANK YOU LGBALLT COMICS

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

Controversial opinion:

We should overthrow the government not because I don't believe there should be rules, but because the rules are benefiting old ass rich white men instead of the people who ACTUALLY need those benefits.

Here's what I propose:

Each homeless/jobless/poor/you get le idea person is offered 1 free food/other essential item from a large chain store like Walmart every day. They have like an ID card and it's a felony to do anything fraudulent w/ them, like they have a whole database.

Taxes are legally required to only be going to infrastructure/other improvements, government organizations like the fda, and poor people

Any other suggestions?

You have been Lego Minecraft Slime'd!

Reblog to Lego Minecraft Slime your friends!

If you had one rule-free wish, what would you use it on?

I would create a demiplane completely controlled by me that I could travel to at will and it would be a New Zealand forest with lifeforms I created and it would have a river and be 90 degrees at all times and I would have a little cottage.

Because why wouldn't God have a cute lil cottage.

Edit: and return on will

Me: *plays roblox for the first time* oh i heard abt this cool game called Mo's Academy let's try it

Me 10 mins later: HOLY SHIT I THOUCHT THIS WAS A NICE GAME

Donate if you can please. I’m being charged with assault and battery for punching my racist neighbor for spitting on me during a pandemic. I need to pay for lawyer fees and to move out of my racist town. 💗

If you don’t want to donate through gofundme then you can cashapp me $Muvatokyo

If you can’t donate, please reblog when you see this. I’m desperate. Thank you!

gofundme.com

Escaping Violently Racist Environment, organized by Monea Williams

On August 19th, in the midst of COVID-19, I was spat on by my neighbor. After 5 m… Monea Williams needs your support for Escaping Violently

HELP ME SURVIVE THE WINTER OUT HERE ALONE

Please help I am homeless and trying to survive the winter, I find shelter when the public libraries are open during the daytime, but then I’m in the freezing cold at night, unless I get a donation so I can take shelter in a coffee shop at night. PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN ANY AMOUNT WILL HELP. 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 If you see this please REBLOG it, I am desperate. I’m relying on the REBLOG’S spreading the word to get a donation each day. PLEASE HELP ME, WINTER IS HERE IN CANADA

Please help a non binary person who hasn’t been able to find work and is homeless, broke, hungry and scared. I don’t want to go back into SW to survive. I feel trapped. Please Boost , I have been out here in the cold every night for the past few weeks trying to get into a shelter, it’s hard to stay in the line, there is too much violence and my anxiety makes me leave. They can only let so many people in and the line up is so long. They are closing shelters here and making it more difficult for the homeless everyday. Please If anyone can spare just a couple dollars so I can go inside a coffee shop and warm up at night !PLEASE HELP ME!

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So I had an idea last night.

What if the 2ps represent darker parts of a nation/it's history?

here have examples (there are definitely more than these but I can't know everything)

America: confederate states of America & cruelty to Native Americans

Canada: cruelty to Native Americans

England: colonialism, cruelty to Native Americans

France: mass executions during the French Revolution

China: totalitarian govt, so many human eights violations

Russia: russian imperialism

Korea: north korea ig

Both Italies: the mafia, govt corruption

Japan: ww2 war crimes

m o n e y

merry chrysler finland

Merry Christmas, Finland!

TIL that my house's ceiling is as tall as Shaq.

I was told to share so I did.

Please Share. LGBTQ Teen Jewish resources save lives. You never know if one of your Facebook friends could use this important information.

Sealand: *punches me*

My bones:

image credit: https://online.boneandjoint.org.uk/doi/full/10.1302/0301-620X.87B11.16737

Cool things to say when a guy on xbox tells you to make him a sandwich:

"Sure, once I'm done watching your mom at the strip club."

"Sure, once your dad comes back with the milk."

"Sorry we don't have any bread, but your dad went to get some 9 years ago."

"Sure, have a bullet sandwich *kill +1*"

i am now asking for your financial support (jk)

REBLOG MOFOS (jk but reblog pls)

heye every one.

Fun fact:

You can't drink with your nose plugged

Fuck grass.

Grass is boring, it just grows like everyone else.

Be a dandelion. Dandelions are brave enough to be different

Seafood.

Me: hey Sebo.

Sebo: yeah?

Me: my cousin got the flu. I think he got it from Joe. Sebo: I'm not falling for that.

Me:

Sebo: Anyway, did you hear that my brother died of ligma?

And then that went like that for an hour afterwards, until Molossia came and then we had a normal conversation.

The end.

did yall hear about the kidnapping at Ligma High School?

Don't worry, he woke up