Taking The 2013 Tumblr Regression Seriously

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

Ships

Week Ending January 20th, 2025

Jayvik Jayce & Viktor, Arcane

Caitvi +1 Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane

Sonadow -1 Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog

Billford +7 Bill Cipher & Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls

Stobotnik Agent Stone & Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog

Phan +4 Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers

Gelphie -3 Glinda & Elphaba, Wicked

457 Seong Gi-hun & Hwang In-ho, Squid Game

Megop -1 Megatron & Optimus Prime, Transformers

Destiel -1 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural

Buddie +1 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1

Timebomb -5 Jinx & Ekko, Arcane

Jegulus +3 James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe

Byler -1 Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things

Superbat Superman & Batman, the DC universe

Meljayvik Mel Medarda & Jayce Talis, Arcane

Ineffable Husbands Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens

Thangyu Choi “Thanos” Su-bong & Nam-gyu, Squid Game

Timkon Tim Drake & Conner Kent, Young Justice

Hannigram -6 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last week.

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

IT DOESNT MATTER BABE. DAN SAID, “IT DOESNT MATTER BABE” LIVES HAVE BEEN CHANGED

ur not fucking funny with the brown and black opposing fringes

“In the dream I don’t tell anyone, you put your head in my lap.”

— Richard Siken, from I Had a Dream About You (via dearestvita)

Dan and Phil tour sets!

TATINOF, II, WAD, and TIT paintings with gel pen details, approximately 4 1/4"x3" outside and 3 3/4"x2 1/2" inside

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

Kind characters are not boring; in fact, due to the vast amount of people who hold that opinion, kind characters are as edgy as it gets. In this essay I will