Sometimes You Miss An Old Friend, Someone You Haven’t Spoken To In Five Years. Sometimes You See Your

is feeling violently ill a symptom of existing in a workplace?

Sam’s full denim form fitting bootcut jeans and button down rolled up sleeves look in playthings was actually the cuntiest thing he’s ever worn and nothing he’ll ever put on will top it

legs spread pussy facing the world while looking a twink mechanic no one will ever do it like you..

IM MORE OF A LISTENER THAN DAN???SHUT UPPPPPP

lmaoooo

Omg yes! Speak on it!

phil lester

Dan: Well, now what?

Phil: What do we do?

Dan: So, guys... what if DanAndPhilGAMES just became Dan and Phil?

Phil: What if it was just Dan and Phil with games? 


Dan: What if we just committed?

Phil: To doing stuff.

Dan: What if we put a ring on it?

Phil: Put a ring on the chan.

Dan: We're actually just gonna do Dan and Phil content.

Phil: Yeah, properly. 


Dan: Not that there's anything wrong with the last year of content, because don't get me wrong... Gaming, great. I think we always do gaming.

Phil: 
There will always be gaming, for sure.

Dan: Because let's be honest, playing long horror games as probably the most successful type of content on YouTube.

Phil: But we wanna do more with the channel.

Dan: But we can do more with that.

Phil: So, I think that's, we...

Dan: There's nothing wrong with cosy and casual, okay?

Phil: But what if we had both? 


Dan: But Dan and Phil playing card games isn't the extent of our creative ambition.

Phil: We have more in our brain minds.

Dan: So what does this mean? 
When does this mean? Well, here is the thing, guys, we literally just got back from this tour, and then we've literally been editing the show and preparing for this night, and here we are with you hanging out with this thing. So, uhh, give give us a minute, so like, you know, work it out. I was like, Phil, you know what would be so dramatic?

Phil: What?

Dan: Just hiatus 2? 
Just while we were-

Phil: No, we can keep making gaming videos until we're ready.

Dan: So, if you love the kind of Dan and Phil struggling to make content while they're busy doing something else, laps up more content.

Phil: And we're still in the whiteboard phase, so there's... you'll see, you'll see when it's done.

Dan: Don't get me wrong. 
If you absolutely love the type of shit we've been doing for the last year and a half, we're still going to do that.

Phil: That's sticking around.

Dan: We're just gonna do more other stuff.

Phil: More stuff.

Dan: God knows..

Phil: Alright, I wasn't expecting to talk about that right now.

Dan: What do you mean? 
We promised them tea.

Phil *miming giving the chat tea*: Okay, there's the tea.

(Excerpt from Dan and Phil's Terrible Influence Global Livestream Afterparty, 23rd of March 2025)

“shot in the same style as my favourite youtuber <3 GUESS WHO? :]”

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

How long have you and Phil Known each other?

Since birth! I have also seen him naked.

reblog this post ONLY if you're older than it, people born after july 27 2024 DNI

i have an idea for an edit i can't get out of my heaaddd but i dont have the talent time or willpower to do ittt i just want to upload it directly from my brain mind pleaaaseee

EDIT: okay there's no way i could do it justice but i want this to exist so brain dump + very very rough draft vibe explanation under the cut on the off chance someone sees the vision and wants to actually make this edit 😭 pls

okay hear me out!! sun bleached flies by ethel cain fading into the sun bleached flies x dancing on my own mashup symbolizing WAD to TIT

sun bleached flies is sooo dan coded to me (and not just because of the religious trauma) but like these lyrics specifically give me WAD energy: "But in the end, if I bend under the weight that they gave me Then this heart would break and fall as twice as far" "But I still feel like they all know, and that's why I can never go back home" And I spend my life watching it go by from the sidelines And God, I've tried, but I think it's about time I put up a fight" "But I always knew that in the end no one was coming to save me"

him still in the middle of processing his trauma not only with himself, but with his audience. "that's why i can never go back home" (to us)

EXCEPT THEN he let go and came back after phil convinced him. and they created TIT ;____;

"So I met him there and told him I believe Singing if it's meant to be then it'll be I forgive it all as it comes back to me"

okay here is a short and very shittily put together version i made to try and visualize it and also there's only the TIT trailer footage so far so like...imagine having actual footage next week and not having to use the same clip 3 times in a row so the eye blink will line up with "i forgive it all"

BUT LIKE!!!! do you get it!!!! it was meant to be!!!! the world of dan and phil was meant to be!!!! he forgives it all as it comes back!!!! cleansing and new era and healing and all that jazz!!!

idk man someone more talented and patient than me pls make this a reality when the film comes out 😭