Just Realized For The First Time Since Coming Out As A Lesbian That I Have To Come To Terms With The

my friends are very quotable people so i have started writing down funny things they say and i can’t decide if i want to write some marauders fanfiction and use their quotes in the fic or if i should just do one of those ‘the marauders as things my friends have said’ posts bc some of the quotes are great for that but other ones had the potential to be so funny with more context. for example one of them is “I don’t know I don’t follow cats around to see who they are fucking” which i feel like would be absolutely hilarious in a jegulus fic bc reggie is a black cat and it feels so much like something remus would say to Sirius about Reggie and James together, but then there are ones like “call me cardiac the way I be arrested” and that one just scream Sirius and doesn’t need context to make it funny. either way something has to be done with them bc they need to see the light of day

why am i re-entering my hamilton era??? i listened to wait for it on repeat for 3 hours the other day with zero shame and i spent most of today singing my shot word for word from memory. what is happening??

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

maybe re-entering my hamilton phase was for the best bc i just spent an hour hot-girl™️ strutting on the treadmill to every upbeat song on the soundtrack and it was the most motivated i have been in agesssss

I need to inject the vibe of every hozier song into my veins right this instant

HELP

Some of my favorite James potter headcanons

James is a cat person but everyone assumes he is a dog person (they are wrong)

James lovessss Broadway after Lily introduced him to it

He specifically loves Be More Chill, Legally Blonde, and Hamilton and makes Peter and Sirius preform songs with him at parties after they have had a little too much to drink

***Lily and Remus low key love it even if they act like they don’t

If James ever went to Disney world he would become a Disney adult for the duration of the trip and buy one of those Disney world secrets and fun fact books and then read it while in line for rides and everyone would be so annoyed

James potter would make those pottery thirst traps on tik tok and make some joke about his last name being potter

His favorite way of cheering up sirius is making an absurd amount of dog/deer puns

Has deer antlers as a tattoo

Lives in his quidditch sweatshirt/gear and will only let lily/reg (depending on your ship) wear it when they are cold

Loves Taylor Swift so much and his favorite album is Lover

can anyone hear me

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