Bitches Who Were Obsessed With BMO In Middle/high School Are Non Binary Now… I’m Bitches.

So we've got a new Hunger Games movie, Good Omens, Hazbin Hotel is coming out soon, a show about Loki is airing, the Percy Jackson series is rapidly approaching, and now Dan and Phil Games is back? I know we keep joking about the comeback of 2014 Tumblr but holy shit this is the comeback of 2014 Tumblr

they have this! it’s called girl scout camp! all you have to do is join a staff and i assure you at least 80% of the staff members are adult lesbians! hope this helps!!!

They should have summer camps but for adult lesbians where we can do arts and crafts and go boating and also fuck a lot.

*supernatural writers after running out of world-ending conflicts after 11 seasons*: what if there was a second earth

ao3 being down has me reading academic articles analyzing queerness in ohshc and voltron…. i have never been down this bad

barty would wear a “fuck your gender roles” crop top

thinking about needing an atyd (pomfrey + mcgonagall pov) where they are in love and also raise remus and sirius respectively

The only acceptable mamas boy

the three genders are literally princess (james), slut (sirius), loser (remus)

Some of my favorite James potter headcanons

James is a cat person but everyone assumes he is a dog person (they are wrong)

James lovessss Broadway after Lily introduced him to it

He specifically loves Be More Chill, Legally Blonde, and Hamilton and makes Peter and Sirius preform songs with him at parties after they have had a little too much to drink

***Lily and Remus low key love it even if they act like they don’t

If James ever went to Disney world he would become a Disney adult for the duration of the trip and buy one of those Disney world secrets and fun fact books and then read it while in line for rides and everyone would be so annoyed

James potter would make those pottery thirst traps on tik tok and make some joke about his last name being potter

His favorite way of cheering up sirius is making an absurd amount of dog/deer puns

Has deer antlers as a tattoo

Lives in his quidditch sweatshirt/gear and will only let lily/reg (depending on your ship) wear it when they are cold

Loves Taylor Swift so much and his favorite album is Lover