The Idealized Version Of My Tomorrow Self Will Fix This

Remus gets little chocolate finger prints on his book pages, especially over the summer when he will sit outside and read and eat chocolate while James and Sirius play quidditch

thinking about needing an atyd (pomfrey + mcgonagall pov) where they are in love and also raise remus and sirius respectively

The only acceptable mamas boy

jake from adventure time gives me gender envy, but not like in a furry way, in a i-want-his-whole-personality way

I just finished the perks of being a wallflower for the very first time and I cannot believe I have to continue to exist today like my heart wasn’t just ripped out of my chest and squeezed so hard by a short book about a boy writing letters during his first year of high school. Like I have to go out and do thing’s tonight like my soul doesn’t feel broken from reading of the greatest books I’ve read in a long while. Part of me is mad that I haven’t read it sooner but I know that if I did I wouldn’t have been able to understand the true significance of it so I’m grateful I didn’t read it till now.

they have this! it’s called girl scout camp! all you have to do is join a staff and i assure you at least 80% of the staff members are adult lesbians! hope this helps!!!

They should have summer camps but for adult lesbians where we can do arts and crafts and go boating and also fuck a lot.

^^this but i dont mind MCD and i just read The Hand That Feeds and it broke me but i NEED more dorlene ASAP

this is a call for help.

we have a ton of beautiful fanfiction in this fandom but I have never found one that enabled me to form a visceral connection with marlene or dorcas hence dorlene. I don’t have this issue with other sapphic ships, just marlene and dorcas have always felt like side characters but I WANT TO BE A DORLENE GIRLIE. I really want to get inside their brains and be unable to stop thinking about them.

So please recommend me such fics if you know any. I am begging🧎🏻 [Just one disclaimer: I don’t like MCD/canon compliant fics.]

lucifer literary just has serious daddy issues

Sirius and Remus had two cats, a small mostly white kitten named Poppy and a grey tabby named Minnie. Sirius was the one to bring them home one day and to Remus’ surprise they were the first cats that ever let him pet them, they actually seemed happy to be around him, and Remus soon realized that while he thought he was a dog person, seeing that he was in love with a man who could turn into one, but soon realized that he was a cat person when he sat down to read with a cup of tea and Minnie laid right next to him and purred as he pet her.

Sirius loves calling them different nicknames, like instead of Poppy he calls her ‘Madam’ and buys her little bows and even went as far to dress her up as a nurse for halloween one year (Minnie was obviously forced into a witches hat). He calls Minnie ‘Professor’ whenever he sees her with Remus as he is reading and Remus secretly thinks it’s adorable.

Sirius insists on constantly taking pictures of the cats and Remus, as he thinks Remus with a cat on his lap is one of the cutest sights in the world, and one year made them have a photo shoot to make kitten Christmas cards. He sent one to McGonagall and Madam Pomfrey and both of them have it hanging in their offices at Hogwarts.

Neither of the cats like Peter, but Harry and Lily love them, so much so that one of Harry’s first words was ‘kitty’.

James thinks it hilarious that Sirius named them after McGonagall and Pomfrey. When he found out he laughed for at least an hour about it.

They can’t have kids, and while helping raise Harry is amazing, getting to come home to two cute cats that they get to call their own makes them feel like a big happy family.

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

did i just make the executive decision to stay up way later than i should have purely to get to the fanfiction episode of supernatural? yes. do i have a huge exam early tomorrow morning that i was planning on waking up early to study for bc i decided to watch supernatural instead of study tonight? yes. was it worth it? hell yes.