I Doodled This Last Year And Forgot About It Lmao

genyaposting…@dave-bimmel

i love the nancy wheeler who shoved a revolver in her boyfriend's face to try and make him leave because a monster was about to show up. i love the nancy wheeler who jabbed a middle schooler with a white-hot poker while his family was right there screaming and crying. i love the nancy wheeler who made sure to say "polo!" before bashing her boss's head in with a fire extinguisher. just let her be insane please it's her best quality

Fanfic so good you gotta stop and scroll on social media to not get overwhelmed

“You’ve been sitting quietly for far too long. Tell me. When did doilies and your mother’s dishes become so important to you? I remember a young hobbit who was always running off in search of Elves in the woods. He’d stay out late, come home after dark, trailing mud and twigs and fireflies. A young hobbit who would’ve liked nothing better than to find out what was beyond the borders of the Shire. The world is not in your books and maps. It’s out there.”

The Hobbit Trilogy (2012-2014), dir. Peter Jackson

every time I see someone take a fork that I know ends up rejoining with the path I'm on, I break into a dead sprint as soon as I'm out of sight so that I can get slightly ahead of them and make them wonder if they accidentally took the slower path

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

Caraxes every time Daemon comes to the dragonpit to get him because they gotta go into exile again 😂😂😂😂

demon slayer spoilers ahead but:

we know that after Muzan’s defeat, Sanemi gifts Kaburamaru to Kanao, but only when he “visits” the Butterfly Mansion (sometime after Tanjiro awakens, which is approximately 2-3 months after Muzan’s defeat).

So, my question is: do we think Sanemi carried Kaburamaru around on his shoulders just like Obanai? I’m inclined to say yes, if only because I don’t think Kaburamaru gave him an option. He was too used to being carried 🥺

炎と血