I Would Not Be Able To Survive If I Lived In The Same Universe As This Man I Would Actually Go Feral

Whenever I see a post about Rick and Morty and it makes me scream into my pillow I repost it

sorry for still not being over this second long shot after 7 months (holy shit, unmortricken was 7 months ago) but it's literally the gayest shit i've ever seen like c'mon COME ON BRO

they were going in for a punch at the same time but quite literally became stuck together because they got too close. their arms weren't even opened up or anything, their cybernetics tore through skin and sleeves to get tangled up in each other. the way this only happens because they're both ricks. they get their wires crossed because they're too similar. so similar their own bodies can't tell the difference, automatically trying to attach them like they're each other's lost limb.

i think i hauve covid

There aren't words in any language to properly help you understand how true this is

rick and morty is my cocomelon. my baby sensory dancing fruit. a weighted blanket but for for my mind. my equivalent to 2 hour long videos of soothing music for babies on youtube. my lifeline, if you will.

I said this before the smartest ppl, besides Rick, are the women in the show. And he acknowledges and respects that often I think

I was idly thinking about the people that Rick sees as his equal--Beth, Space Beth, Summer, Diane, Dr. Wong--and it hit me that, oh yeah, what do they all have in common? They're women!

I mean, he does view some men as equals--Bird Person, probably Squanchy, maybe Mr. Poopybutthole before he went off the rails--but Raising Gazorpazorp gets more ridiculous with every season.

Another one that's just too good Not to repost Like I got such a good laugh out of this like a whole-hearted cackle sesh.

I just like to imagine that Rick fucks up writing all the time and he tries to avoid writing all the time Like he misspells shit 24/7 and like fucks up where to put a comma sometimes.

i love how its basically canon that although rick is incredibly intelligent, skilled, and talented, supposedly being 'the smartest man in the universe', he doesn't bother with learning english and he's not exemplary at it. obviously we see this first in that morty's mindblowers scene where he says "granite" instead of "granted", where he is fully convinced that its pronounced granite. but also in the vat of acid episode he mocks morty for bothering to do english homework ("you're still learning english? that's the language you speak. how dumb are you?"). rick finds only the bare parts of english important, just the aspects that let us communicate to each other well enough. but if you made him sit down and write a 2000 word essay without being able to invent some kind of machine to do it for him, i wholeheartedly think he'd explode

we need a cuteness aggression equivalent term for when you see art of your favorite character you like so much that you sincerely cannot think of anything to put in the tags that isnt "im going to start biting off my own fingers"

Okay but what kind of fuck ass name is Charlin?!

i just had a dream that rick sanchez died and in his obituary it turned out his full name was Charlin and everybody was too busy being like "what the fuck kind of name is charlin" to care that he died

THIS IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

IT'S FINALLY DONE. I don't think I'll draw for a week tbh lol

I put a lot of work into this. Reblog if you want to, it's appreciated if you do.

I felt this too deeply not to repost it

sometimes neopronoun headcanons don't come from a place of "would this person tell others to refer to them using these pronouns in canon" but rather "if i used these pronouns for this character would it satisfy an itch in their soul"

(canonically autistic) rick being so infatuated with BP because hes so upfront. he never has to guess what he actually means, he's completely straightfoward (what others see as overly blunt and even rude). ugh i love them sm

And on another note make it so I can block someone from seeing my account but still allow me to interact with them Make that a possibility plz and thank u

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options