X-men First Class As Textposts Bc The Brainrot Is STRONG

If you find autism self diagnosis so concerning, you are more than welcome to send a self diagnosed stranger $2000+ so they can seek a professional assessment.

Be the change you want to see 💖

we just kinda make shit up

This is a genuine question because of the amount of Capvers content: Where are y’all getting the fuel from? He appeared for like five minutes, he spoke like two lines, where’d you get the personality from?

Codyyyyyy. Halo? Sun? Crown of thorns? Who knows

fluffy pigeon

“The preacher may never marry us and my mama may never know you but I can kiss you over a flask of whiskey and dance with you under the stars and if that isn’t marriage I’m not sure what else God is looking for.”

— Maybecowboycore

May Parker absolutely despises Tony Stark and you can’t convince me otherwise.

If I found out that some womanizing billionaire lied *to my face* and coerced my 14 year old kid into going to GERMANY to fight *actual trained soldiers* because he has superpowers, I would be in jail for murder

Cue Exit Music (for a Film) by Radiohead

RIP fives you will be dearly missed (whether you come back from the dead to become an inquisitor or not)

+ doodles to lighten the mood ig

feel like i’m reading inhumans vs xmen just to make myself Furious but i cannot believe that this inhuman girl just legit suggested that the problem with the terrigen cloud could be solved by excising the x-gene like ah YES let’s protect mutants by EXTERMINATING MUTATIONS!! they can all survive if they become normal humans exclusively so that the inhuman population can continue to grow!!!!!! sounds convenient

some of my fav 'inconsistencies' between the prequel trilogy & the OT and by fav i mean i genuinely think these were good calls:

it is NOT normal for Jedi to become force ghosts when they die. that's like a brand new skill Yoda just unlocked. if Luke tried to tell ppl about Obi-wan's force ghost literally no-one, even ppl who were familiar w the Jedi when they were around, would know wtf he was talking about

R2-D2 knew everything that went down during the prequels and just opted not to tell anyone ever which is fully in-character for him

becoming a Jedi was a whole process involving 15+ years of training and formal trials to determine if you were ready for knighthood and then with Luke Yoda was just like 'yeah fuck it you're a jedi knight now. burn the jedi temple did. made up all the rules are. gives a shit who does.'

everyone just kind of forgot who the Jedi were within the span of a generation. love that.