“It’s Just Me”

Oh it's the anniversary of A Hei-

Shut up.

It's Megamind's 10 year anniversary.

A: have I told you about these two bitches in this place that talk shit      about everybody? B: who? A: you and me.

How to flirt with me:

Sending me cute messages <3

daddy?

“No”

“Trying to be not gay.Who am I lying to”

Im thinkin' bout doing a swap dsaf au!!

Oh shit really?

(Henry just the smoking man from x-files,try to tell me otherwise)

I mean- probably

Im gonna draw that hell yeah.

“OK” Gives a gluten-free pizza “I am waiting for my BONELESS PIZZA”

What's your favorite food?

“Ahh...CAN I HAVE BONELESS PIZZA?”

Hello

“Hello.Who are you?Im new to this realm.”

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city