Ask-henrymiller-onvariousshit - I Prefer Honesty

I'm going to fucking bite your legs off, Mr. Miller-- then I'm going to pull out your eyes just for the fun of it, then I'm going to cry because I've never committed murder before and I feel bad.

“You not the first,who is telling to me such thing”

I have a Buddy who’s also Henry Miller. He’s VERY cynical (emphasizing on the very). Btw, do you like fireworks?

“About you’re friend,i cant say anything.And I like fireworks”

Oh shit really?

(Henry just the smoking man from x-files,try to tell me otherwise)

I mean- probably

Im gonna draw that hell yeah.

“Well,off to Dave”

"Hello,Im sorry to interrput you but can you give this to Jack"Gives you peace of paper,If you look in it there is a note"Where is my cheese,tangerine?"

Do tax fraud.You need to abduct some kids to do successful tax fraud. I've done it with my restaurant so it can easily work for you.

"Criminal,Criminal,Criminal"

"i mean... yeah! I've committed alot of crimes the only crimes i haven't done and will never do is tax fraud, anything sexual, and murder!"

"i've acutally kidnapped elon musk once! don't ask happened 5 years ago"

“Try me,you cheap kazoo”

EVERYBODY LISTENNNNNNN

Pizza Hut but with DILFS!!!!!!

Found my old logs.You can listen.

Ayo Henry, I'VE GOT QUESTION: While in the Void, do you just... not age? Cause literal DECADES are going by and you don't seem to change... also, if you exited the Void somehow, would you still not age and just be immortal, would time catch up with you and you'd DIE, or would you age normally from there as if you we're still whatever age you are?

"You should ask him on that topic,but my thoughts on it,I kinda immortal,I think..."

egg

“You know Im not alive,Im wandering soul from the void.I can leave this realm whenever i want.”

Hi purple man

“Hello,little girl.Im pink actually.Your soul is so interesting.So little and so brave.”