AU Where Something Happens Due To Foolish’s Revival, And The Energy That Goes Out Afterwards Makes

Do not be fooled by the alleged heterosexuality of my ship, as they are both bisexuals, and perchance, if the sun shines just right, transgender aswell.

i'm not the only one who thought the new firefly trailer is a /whole/ lot like evangelion right-

artwork-minus-poster under the cut! and some other things. anyway yeah hope someone likes this! actually kinda proud of this but also they all look so similar how do i distinguish these four-

look guys come on it's evangelion- ooohhh i should have added fireflies- no i took like 5 hours plus to do this. nooo. artwork here:

No seriously what was this about then if none of them remembered/recognized Jennifer???

SPECIALLY sparrow Ben, you mean to tell me he obsessively drew the picture of some other random woman who also happened to be named Jennifer????

Dream SMP Steven Universe AU where Wilbur(Yellow), Phil(Green), Techno(Red), and Niki(Pink) are the Diamonds, and Wilbur takes the role of Pink, falling in love with the world he was meant to conquer, and, many years after, a human woman named Sally. 

The two have a son together, though, unfortunately, Sally dies in childbirth. Fundy is raised by his father and the rest of the Crystal Gems.

It seems like it’s going well, until the other Diamonds catch wind of their lost fourth supposedly still leaving and turning their attention back to earth.

Roles:

Pink Diamond: Wilbur, obviously. He….technically didn’t fake his shattering. By feigning corruption, he forced Phil to actually shatter him. But unknown to all but a few, he had found a way to come back from such a thing, if not significantly weaker than before, and actually a bit corrupted. The corruption mostly just effects his appearance a bit, though he can get moodswings as well. His mind is stable….for now.

Garnet: Tommy and Tubbo, who together make up Heliotrope, who is fairly more mature than either of them…on the surface. In reality, he’s just as chaotic as either of them, though he knows when to tone it down and pretend otherwise. Tommy is a Ruby, and Tubbo is a Green Zircon. The two met when Tommy, freshly captured from earth, was being tried for treason against the Diamonds, and Tubbo was selected to defend him. The two ended up bonding though, and the day his trial and shattering was to happen, Tommy vanished from his cell, alongside the Zircon. Heliotrope made his way back to earth and joined up with Wilbur. 

Pearl: Eret, a Rainbow Pearl that served under Yellow Diamond, and followed him in quickly coming to adore Earth and wanting to defend it. He’s typically pretty supportive of Wilbur’s plans, but also acts as the voice of reason when things go too far…though occasionally, if it’s funny, he’ll let it continue for a bit before he steps in. The only one who knows the truth about Wilbur.

Amethyst: Quackity, a Blue Amethyst that emerged incredibly late, as well as fairly shorter than his fellow Quartz. Wilbur found him and took him in, and he’s been part of the group ever since. Usually can be seen with a pair of wings he’s shapeshifted himself to fly with. 

Bismuth/Peridot role: Schlatt, a Pyrope, that was on the side of the Diamonds(Yellow Diamond’s court, to be specific), who did something that ended up with him poofed and sealed. Maybe found out the truth about Wilbur or other info he shouldn’t have. Before that though, he and Wilbur were good friends. Eventually freed by Fundy, grudgingly becomes fond of earth, makes amends with Wilbur and joins the Crystal gems. 

Lapis Lazuli: Ranboo, an Obsidian Snowflake fusion consisting of Ran, a grey star sapphire, and Boo, a black pearl. The two are a permanent fusion, though how they met is unclear. They were sealed by the soldiers on the side of the Diamond Authority, known as a terrifying threat with their dangerous control over ice and ability to See any place they chose, making it nearly impossible to keep them out. Fundy eventually accidentally freezes them and after some almost-caused-an-ice-age-in-a-panic events, Ranboo was eventually calmed down, and offered a place among the Crystal Gems.

you know what really kills me? that they had the chance to explore this real canon material and they still chose… that

The plot twist of how Ben died was shocking and all, Theoretically a good plot twist. But. It's lazy and boring and I refuse canon and accept fanon. Ben died because of his powers, period.

to give you guys some hope here are things i liked about s4 umbrella academy:

diego and luther having a silly little adventure and just being brothers

viktor finally getting closure with reggie

allison getting claire back!!

gene and jean being the coolest fucking characters of s4, truly they reminded me of s1 tua with their quirkiness

the light shed on viktor and ben's relationship - and how viktor was so adamant in helping ben

like... ben is literally in the same position viktor was in s1. feeling misunderstood by his family, alone, confused, not accepted, being feared of. and viktor understands this completely because he's been in this exact situation before. (they could have emphasized this better but-)

LILA GETTING HER FAMILY BACK!!!!

diego knowing punjabi because that's the native tongue of lila's family

luther being his usually, silly, himbo self ("i'm a professional dancer!!!!")

diego doing That Thing with the bullets

lila's laser eyes??? badass af

the weird subway thing and five's deli with all the different fives (council of wells much?)

klaus getting kidnapped in true klaus fashion... AGAIN 😌

and some other things i cant remember

this is a trend on twitter but I think it can still kinda work here

thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity. spread the word, it seems they're... very forgetful about this.