An AU In Which Pomni Escaped From The Circus And Began To Lead A Wild Life With Crocodiles.

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

Dream Smp Roleswap AU, but Dream Team swaps with Bench Trio, and nobody else. 

Ranboo swaps with Dream. Tubbo swaps with George. Tommy swaps with Sapnap.

Enderboo, called Enderwalker, swaps with XD, and XD is what Dream calls his version of Enderwalking, as he has access to his Admin powers in that form.

Tommy was the youngest prince of the Antarctic Empire, often feeling trapped in his royal life. Until the day infamous Pvper Ranboo snuck into a castle ball hoping to meet Techno. 

The two didn’t get off to a great start, but soon found themselves sympathizing with each other, and became friends. Ranboo offered to help Tommy escape his royal life, and Tommy was quick to accept it.

While on the run, the two ended up meeting weapons smith Tubbo, who’s talent meant he had endless amounts of work to do. They decided to steal him away as well, and so the Bench Trio came to be.

They created the Bench Smp, which came to be filled with others soon enough-among them a creeper hybrid named Sam, who’d become like a father to Tubbo, and a demon hybrid named Bad, who took them all under his wing, and treated them as family.

The server was an amazing place, and everyone there was close. Then, came Dream, along with his best friend George. The two quickly befriended Bad’s son Sapnap, and the newly dubbed Dream Team became a force to be reckoned with.

But they weren’t the true tipping point.

No, the true tipping point was when Wilbur came along searching for his missing brother. Everything spiraled from there, following L’manberg, Pogtopia, the discs. Eventually, Ranboo was locked away, Tommy was trying to move on, and Tubbo was trapped in his dreams in a misguided attempt as kindness by Enderwalker.

No romantic relations for the minors, just platonic and familial. Ranboo and Tubbo still decided to get married for tax evasion, it was just in a different server. They also still have Michael. Tommy regards both Quackity and Karl as older brother figures to him, but is more focused on Karl recently, with his depleting memory, unintentionally leaving Quackity to feel left behind by his fiance and sibling-figure. 

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

📺 The Umbrella Academy

thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity. spread the word, it seems they're... very forgetful about this.

Au where Tubbo is Jackie (and not the other way around!) Jackie’s maybe 14 or so in the event, and sometime after the tales event, Jackie found himself in the past with a messed up memory, and was found on the side of the road by the sbi, taking the name Tubbo.

At some point he does remember who he was before he ended up in the past. And the whole hitman/expert fighter/war general thing is something that’s actually a lot harder to reconcile with who he is now than one would imagine it would be.

Oh, this is a really cool idea. For laughs, maybe he panicked when they asked what his name was, because he can’t remember it, and saw the name on the side of the box, and went ‘Tubbo...yes. My name is Tubbo. Absolutely, that is me, just nobody look at the words on the box.’ 

And I can imagine it would be. Being a hitman and growing up free to do kid-stuff like chase bees and wrestle with his friend probably make for two very different people, even if at the core, they’re the same. Nature and nuture, y’know? 

On the bright side, now he remembers why he knows how to pick locks and stab people in certain ways, and he remembers even more neat tricks! How useful!

Depending on when he remembers, there’s a lot of chances for different things to happen, so that’s also something that’d be neat to play around with.

I wish they let viktor run around with a gun even though he “didnt have powers” as a kid. Like pump em full of xanax or not, you give that kid a .32 and shits gettin real. “Sure allison you can do mind control, I’m controlling the way his mind splatters that fucking wall.” DIRECT QUOTE FROM BABY VIKTOR

Just as a reminder to those hyped about side order, this is Nintendo’s official opinion of Agent 4 from the Splatoon website:

Look at her face. Does she look like a pushover? Someone who is just a little wacky? No. This is a teenager who fought an entire Empire. And *won*. People I know keep saying she’s not as impressive as Three or Eight and like?? Just because she did the same thing as Three makes it no less impressive you ding dongs. In fact, she did it with less help than Three had, AND kicked Octavio to the curb WHILE HE HAD CALLIE ON HIS SIDE. She’s practically a force of nature. And it’s not like the Splatoon devs to forget something like this.

No matter what your hopes for side order are, don’t expect Four to be some damsel in distress or anything similar. Remember what the contents of the Splatoon 2 campaign were. Remember that Four is not a member of the New Squidbeak Splatoon because “someone has to be Agent 4!!!” Because I can almost guarantee the devs haven’t forgotten. I say with complete confidence that their definition of Four being “pushover” is a red herring. She’s going to kick our ass on February 22nd.

Get ready.

I'd assume he either bathes wearing armor or he bathes in lava.

Since Ranboo can’t touch water does he bath in milk?

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