Y'all's Goin About @burrotello 's Super Awesome Fight Club AU,

Hm. Au where Niki and Jack manage to take Tommy’s last life, and Tubbo, in his desperation to bring him back, is made vulnerable to a being he knows quite a bit about-considering it’s most well known follower laid claim to his second life.

The Blood God.

It offers him a deal-reviving Tommy, in exchange for becoming it’s follower. 

And Tubbo, Tubbo doesn’t want this. He doesn’t want to serve the bloodthirsty being who lives in most children’s nightmares. But he has tried everything else. He has tried every spell he can get his hands on, no matter how dangerous and painful to him. He has tried every artifact he has track down, every prayer he can utter.

This is the only option he has left. So he agrees, and as it takes his face between it’s hands, the world goes red.

Hours later, his vision clears. Tommy lays to the side, chest rising softly as his eye lids flutter open. Tubbo embraces him and cries.

And later that night, when his best friend is sleeping deep, safely tucked into bed, Tubbo weeps for a different reason. Tossed under his bed, a bloodied blade hums, satisfied with it’s first sacrifice.

Niki’s first life is taken in return for giving Tommy back his last. Her second one…well.

Blood for the Blood God.

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Includes Tubbo getting even more traumatized, in return for Tommy getting a break once in his life…y’know, until he learns about what’s been going on, but that’s not important.

Technoblade and Tubbo going from whatever-they-are-now to clashing-with-wildly-different-views-now-that-they’re-forced-to-interact to reluctant-mentor-and-apprentice-who-still-don’t-agree-with-each-other-but-have-bigger-problems-to-worry-about-including-protecting-their-respective-dear-ones to companions-who’ve-accepted-they-see-things-different-but-share-a-bond-forged-during-their-time-together-and-will-work-together-to-protect-those-they-care-about-and-and-trying-to-make-amends-for-the-past. 

Lots of Gods and such.

Tubbo delving more into rituals and spells as he integrates into the Blood God’s following.

Gardening, and spending time with the bees. The Blood God is as much about life as they are about death. If Tubbo’s willing to sacrifice a few jars of honey, and some flowers, well, they can be a little lenient on the bloodshed. 

Tension and forced bonding between the Sleepy Bois and Tubbo, more so after Tommy gets involved with it. There’s a lot of unaddressed issues between them all, but circumstances have thrown them together, and now they’re all gonna have to deal with it.

Niki’s on her last life, when she formerly had three. She’s also now terrified of Tubbo, and this might end up with her thinking Tommy’s corrupted him if she doesn’t take a step and look at things-which could end up a lot worse, with her deciding to bring them both down. 

Tension everywhere, really. Two of the people he genuinely trusted not to hurt any of them, one of which he invited into his safe haven, just took his best friend’s life. And now Tubbo’s got a craving for blood he doesn’t quite know what to do with. 

Tommy having another person to watch his back, and maybe having some side effects of being briefly dead and revived, and not noticing them. 

Basically pain and slow-burn found family forming again after a lot of bad things happened. Healing, and such. 

Behind your back, Bal...

AU where Dream does manage to escape prison in the confusion of reviving Wilbur, and his first act? Taking Tubbo’s last life. After all, who better as a bargaining chip? He’s so quick to endear himself to people, even with all the mistrust and anger, so many still care for him.

So what would they do in return for his revival?

Unfortunately, Dream’s plans quickly go astray. Quackity, among those people to care for the young, recalls the times of Manberg, and their Cabinet’s solidarity. 

Using the revival book, he brings Tubbo back, and makes him part of a scheme that’ll put Dream down for good.

To the server, Tubbo is dead. 

And that means Dragonfly is free to have his playing grounds. Dream never should have bet his life in this game, because now?

Well, checkmate.

Or, Quackity revives Tubbo after Dream kills him, and the two plot to kill the server’s tormentor for good, by making him continue to believe Tubbo dead, so Tubbo can work from the shadows.

It’s not easy, with both Wilbur and Tommy seeming to be able to sense him somewhat(even if they don’t know it’s him), and people mourning, but it’s worth it.

Especially after Dream’s plan to bargain his life back to them fails when it becomes apparent that, for whatever reason, he can’t, infuriating Tommy and Ranboo especially. 

Soon to join the Casino Schemers, are Mexican Dream(Quackity’s cousin) and Schlatt(Tubbo’s uncle). They are…surprisingly ruthless.

Well, in MD’s case, that is. Considering Schlatt had Tubbo decorate his own execution, and exiled his best friend and brother, he’s well aware of just how ruthless he can be.

He’s completely over that, whatever do you mean. 

Watching all his friends and family think he’s dead and having to deal with the side effects of revival kind of suck, honestly. But Tubbo’s making do. And surprisingly, he gets a lot closer with his fellow schemers. They aren’t all too bad, honestly. 

Anyway, basically follows Tommy and Ranboo hunting Dream down to kill him, briefly considering joining him for Tubbo’s return, and then ultimately going back to trying to murder him once it becomes clear he can’t do that, while Tubbo aids them from the shadows and works to ruin any shred of power Dream could hope to garner before putting him down permanently. 

i think jinx is alive because otherwise it wouldn't make sense narratively. it would've been nasty, even.

this reminds me of the story arc of xiao in genshin impact. xiao is a character who doesn't see any worth in himself, he's a disposable weapon. he sacrificed his social life to his duty and would readily sacrifice himself, too. in one of the story quests he does exactly that, and gets saved by his father figure. and still to this day i see people who agree the developers should've let xiao died there because it would've shown the darker side of the game.

but why would that make sense? with both jinx or xiao, it would be such a bad tone to let the end of the openly suicidal character's arc be them succeeding in a suicide attempt, whether it's self sacrifice or not.

genshin devs made the statement of that quest that xiao is worth something and he needs to see it, and there always will be people ready to save and help him, and an attempt disguised as self sacrifice shouldn't be his first response. the same is applicable to jinx.

her ending overall makes sense. she had to be presumed dead so there aren't people chasing her trail, but she had to break the cycle by walking away. it's not the cycle of violence that many centrist stories about discrimination make, oh the two sides are just pointing fingers at each other and should just stop. because it's not what silco says. deaths following one another, people getting fed into the jaws of the system existed before, and this will continue. i think through the hallucination of silco jinx's mind arrives to the conclusion that the cycle of oppression is unbreakable for one person to try.

jinx isn't the one to stop it. jinx needs to walk away from all this pain. not because this is how oppression will stop, but because she just can't do anything else. wasteland sings how she wants to just rest. if death is like falling asleep, then she chooses death.

but writers choose to let her walk away in peace. because any other choice that isn't a happy ending would've shown that she was right all along when she tried to off herself. it's not a hopeful conclusion to her story, but in my opinion it makes sense.

im sorry we are expected to believe that RAY walked out on his wife and kid???? you mean Raymond 'Best and Nicest Guy Around' Chestnut abandoned his child???? i think the fuck not He Would Not Fucking Do That Shit

thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity. spread the word, it seems they're... very forgetful about this.

Silly Clowns 🤡🎪

Necromancer AU.

Schlatt, Puffy, Dream, and Tubbo are a family descended from a long line of necromancers, and other magic users associated with death.

Schlatt and Dream got the direct Necromancer magic abilities. Raising the dead, and reviving them, and other abilties along those lines.

Puffy and Tubbo’s magic, on the other hand, revolves more around ghosts, and the like. Puffy specifically can contact and call upon those who died via the ocean.

Tubbo’s are much more varied, with him being able to do things as big as sharing his power with them to give them physical form temporarily, or as small as simply always being able to hear them.

He has a few ghosts who specifically like to stick by him. They often take the form of bees, mingling with the ones he cares for, and telling him what they learn of.

Quackity isn’t a necromancer himself, but he married into the family via Schlatt, and some magical marriage ceremony. When Schlatt died, he still stayed part of the family, and got custody over Tubbo.

You can only really marry into the family. So when Sapnap and Karl decided to get together with him, they had to ask Tubbo’s permission. Sapnap got it, Karl was a bit confused, but he’s learning. 

When Puffy found Foolish, he was injured, and had to take on a smaller form in order to heal. She mistook him for a necromancer’s child, with how his magic felt, and took him under her wing, protecting and helping him. 

The misunderstanding was cleared up soon after, but by then, Foolish was very much part of the family, and nobody had any intention of making him leave anytime soon.

There’s magical bonds between the family members. Tubbo’s bonds with both Schlatt and Dream shattered during the festival and the final control room respectively. 

Not a lot of people actually know they’re necromancers. It’s not that they’re hiding it, to be honest, it’s just that most people aren’t really magically inclined enough to know the difference, and it’s never really come up.

Surprisingly, out of all the SBI, it’s Techno who’s aware of Tubbo’s status first. Long story short, the voices are spirits that have attached themselves to his bloodline, and Techno’s spiritually sensitive enough to understand them, but not see them. They were bothering him one day, and apparently, Tubbo too, since the boy asked him if he could make them quiet down.

Tubbo knows a lot of weird things and skills from ghosts. Sometimes they offer to teach him about what they did in their lifetimes, and he’s never been one to refuse knowledge.

Magic-users can share magic between them. It’s common practice between family and spouses. Quackity isn’t an active magic user himself, but he has a pretty impressive magic store, and knows a fair bit, after marrying into the family.

He used to share magic with Schlatt a lot, when the man insisted. It’s supposed to be a give and take thing, but Schlatt was more of a taker, so Quackity never fully understood the practice, and doesn’t really get why Tubbo is so careful with how much magic he takes when they do it.

The revival book is full of dark magic. It’s what corrupted Dream and Schlatt, bringing their worst traits to the surface with a hunger for power. 

so fucked up that alliums exist in Minecraft but not onions or garlic or anything. STEVE YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON A CULINARY BREAKTHROUGH JUST DIG DOWN A LITTLE FURTHER

I honestly do not see enough talk of how Tilín was absolutely q!parrotduo's kid through and through. They took care of that egg as if it were their own, and Tilín even admitted they enjoyed the family dynamic. Bobby and Tilín were so sibling coded, frenemies to the core with the constant fighting augh.

But also how q!Roier has to keep seeing the kids die around him? Tilín was the first in a long streak and goddamn that was his child, he was ready to adopt them if q!Quackity didn't step up soon! Time and time again, the kids keep dying around him, and Tilín's demise was but a humble start.

Like q!Jaiden's gentleness and compassion towards a very neglected child is so important, and q!Roier's will to always help to do the quests or just share a laugh is so incredible precious. Tilín was a Familioier child.

I remember how pissed q!Roier was, the memory of betrayal burning fresh in his mind as he took a picture of q!Slime as evidence, and how that was a loss deeply felt by the family. The only egg Bobby had grown close to afterward was Richas, and even that took some time and an initially bad first impression.

q!Jaiden wanted to protect the eggs with everything she had, because she'd lost two kids by the time Bobby died, not just one.

They did Tilín's tasks, played with them, fed them, took care of them as if they were part of the family, and in everything but official confirmation they were.