I Hate How Jinx’s Eye Colour Includes ‘Violet’ Which Is Vi’s True Name, One Of The Only Times

Isha’s song

fuck this show man.

Can I propose an au idea? An au where Tubbo dies in the vault at the hands of Dream, and finds himself in the past, when the sbi are all together, before entering the Dream SMP. He’s not the only one - Wilbur has also found himself in the past, although he only remembers up until the moment of his death.

The catch is that, sort of like Ghostbur, when they get to the past, they’re primarily driven by the opposite emotions that they had around the time of their death.

Wilbur, who had gone off the deep end, ends up much more like Ghostbur in the past. It’s not entirely the same, he hasn’t forgotten anything and doesn’t forget things, but he’s primarily driven by a want to keep his family happy and safe. And since he’s a living person, not a ghost, he’s still capable of feeling other emotions, changing and evolving.

Tubbo on the other hand, who stayed himself until the end, who spent his last moments comforting Tommy with a smile on his face, wakes up bitter and angry. He feels used, is furious that his own death was because no one thought of him as his own person, just as an extension of Tommy, and wants revenge on the people who killed him and made him suffer. And if people see him as a bad guy for it, well, at least they’ll be seeing him as a individual with agency at all.

Either they don’t realize that the other is in the past and are working around each other, or more interestingly, they realize that they’re both in the past, and Wilbur has to try and convince Tubbo not to ruin Phil and Techno (among others), since they haven’t done anything yet.

Healing shenanigans ensue?

Oh, this is interesting. Time travel AUs are always fun to work with, and this could go down several paths. 

So both Wilbur and Tubbo end up in the past. Are they in a private home world? Smp Earth?

The others seeing the changes would be interesting too. Tommy is such a source of conflict, for both of them, but Tubbo especially. Wilbur can think back on his actions with a much clearer mind, and he regrets them, deeply. 

Tubbo...well, Tommy’s his best friend. But like you said, everyone only saw him as an extension of Tommy. And in his last moments, as a way to hurt Tommy. The equal anger and guilt about being used like that...

God, all the SBI are going to get whiplash when dealing with the new Wilbur and Tubbo, but Tommy’s probably going to get the brunt of it, all things considered. 

If they don’t realize they’re both in the past? Wilbur tries to pull his family together before they have the chance to fall apart. Does he succeed? Does he not? We could have SBI sticking together and maybe even joining the Dream Smp as a group, or coming sooner in the pogtopia arc, or maybe not even joining at all.

Tubbo could stay and plot, or he could just straight up run away, and the SBI could see him years later, as an entirely different person. In what way? Who knows. Maybe he healed in those years away, got a better life, set himself free. Maybe he grew more bitter, more angrier, more desperate to prove he was a person, and not just something to be tossed aside or used against others.

They realize they’re both in the past? Prime bonding material between Tubbo and Wilbur. Maybe Wilbur convinces Tubbo to hold off on making Phil and Techno’s lives hard on the condition that they actually change for the better, and it’s a visible change. Maybe Tubbo still ups and leaves, and Wilbur and the SBi chase after him.

We could have late night conversations between Tubbo and Wilbur, about their presidencies, and regrets, and Tommy. About how they could change things for the better, or just never get involved at all. Wilbur’s all for the former, and Tubbo preferring the latter.

Moral dilemmas between both parties, heartbreaking conversations, and their friends and family trying to piece together these people they’ve known all their lives, but who now seem so broken and different.

AU where Dream does manage to escape prison in the confusion of reviving Wilbur, and his first act? Taking Tubbo’s last life. After all, who better as a bargaining chip? He’s so quick to endear himself to people, even with all the mistrust and anger, so many still care for him.

So what would they do in return for his revival?

Unfortunately, Dream’s plans quickly go astray. Quackity, among those people to care for the young, recalls the times of Manberg, and their Cabinet’s solidarity. 

Using the revival book, he brings Tubbo back, and makes him part of a scheme that’ll put Dream down for good.

To the server, Tubbo is dead. 

And that means Dragonfly is free to have his playing grounds. Dream never should have bet his life in this game, because now?

Well, checkmate.

Or, Quackity revives Tubbo after Dream kills him, and the two plot to kill the server’s tormentor for good, by making him continue to believe Tubbo dead, so Tubbo can work from the shadows.

It’s not easy, with both Wilbur and Tommy seeming to be able to sense him somewhat(even if they don’t know it’s him), and people mourning, but it’s worth it.

Especially after Dream’s plan to bargain his life back to them fails when it becomes apparent that, for whatever reason, he can’t, infuriating Tommy and Ranboo especially. 

Soon to join the Casino Schemers, are Mexican Dream(Quackity’s cousin) and Schlatt(Tubbo’s uncle). They are…surprisingly ruthless.

Well, in MD’s case, that is. Considering Schlatt had Tubbo decorate his own execution, and exiled his best friend and brother, he’s well aware of just how ruthless he can be.

He’s completely over that, whatever do you mean. 

Watching all his friends and family think he’s dead and having to deal with the side effects of revival kind of suck, honestly. But Tubbo’s making do. And surprisingly, he gets a lot closer with his fellow schemers. They aren’t all too bad, honestly. 

Anyway, basically follows Tommy and Ranboo hunting Dream down to kill him, briefly considering joining him for Tubbo’s return, and then ultimately going back to trying to murder him once it becomes clear he can’t do that, while Tubbo aids them from the shadows and works to ruin any shred of power Dream could hope to garner before putting him down permanently. 

IM SCREAMKNG

THIS SPECIFIC SHOT OF JINX HOLDING ISHA TIGHTLY IN HER ARMS, AND SEVIKA INSTINCTIVELY USING HER ENTIRE BODY TO SHIELD THEM FROM THE EXPLOSION HAS A COMPLETE AND UTTER CHOKEHOLD ON MY HEART 🥺💔

I SWEAR IF ANYONE HURTS THEM I’M GONNA 🔪🔪🔪

Personal Soulsborne Crushes: An Overview

Going by how I played these, but with the caveat I went back to each because I figured to be bi only at some point between Dark Souls 3 and Elden Ring:

- Demon Souls: Yuria the Witch. The Maiden in Black is nice, but she didn't do anything crush-wise on me.

- Dark Souls: Priscilla. Priscilla. Priscilla. Also Beatrice the Witch and Quelana.

- Dark Souls 2: I am not immune to the Emerald Herald. At all. Also: Alsanna.

- Bloodborne: Lady Maria. Vicar Amelia. Ebrietas. Here my monsterfuckery is showing.

- Dark Souls 3: Firekeeper. Both versions of Anri. Sir Vilhelm. Karla, because witches, always.

- Elden Ring: Oh boy. Ranni big time (best witch!). Malenia. Melina. Malenia & Radagon. Fia. Blaidd. Maliketh. Latenna. Millicent.

Ok. This was all important info I had to share.

you know what really kills me? that they had the chance to explore this real canon material and they still chose… that

AU where the world is overtaken by the Crimson, and overall just kind of coming to an end. Foolish and Tubbo are some of the last survivors, and out of respect for Eret, Foolish wants to protect at least one of the people they cared for, since he couldn’t protect her, or anyone else. 

So he uses the last dregs of his power to toss Tubbo into a different world, free of the crimson-except, it kind of goes wrong, because Tubbo doesn’t end up in a different world, he ends up in a different universe entirely. 

A universe where supernatural creatures and the people that hunt them run amongst humanity. 

So Tubbo gets a job as a hunter, because it’s easy and doesn’t require much(because they all keep dying, so new hunters are always needed), but he’s more reasonable than the majority, and also chill, so he gets along with a lot of the creatures he’s supposed to be killing. 

Ends up adopting this universe’s version of himself after finding him on the side of the road. This version of him is like, six, and also apparently part siren, so…that’s interesting. Older Tubbo takes on the name Tobias to avoid confusion.

Shortly after this, Tobias is adopted by the Karlnapity of this universe, after a series of amusing events that leads to them talking more, and growing closer. 

He eventually also befriends the SBI Coven through Ranboo and Tommy, the son’s of it’s feared leader, a vampire known as the Angel of Death.

At some point Tobias finds Michael, who, in this world is a young pure-blood vampire who’s family was killed in a battle between covens. Tubbo discovers him hiding when hunters raid the dead family’s home, and ends up hiding him from then until he’s able to find Tommy and Ranboo, who help him out.

Basically just light-hearted shenanigans with some doses of angst.

Karl’s a vampire, Sapnap’s a demon, and Quackity’s a shapeshifter. 

Ranboo’s a pureblood vampire who’s coven was wiped out years ago, and he was taken in as a child by Philza. 

Tobias is a adaptive hybrid, so he takes on the traits of those around him, for many reasons-because he feels safe with them, because he really, really doesn’t, and so on. He has no control over it, besides being able to somewhat shift his features to a different person he cares for.

The thing is, hybrids are very, very rare here, and adaptive hybrids most certainly aren’t a thing. 

So it results in a lot of chaos, between him unintentionally taking on Karlnapity and Tubbo’s traits, and everyone dealing with the resulting instincts, it takes a bit for them to get used to it.

On the bright side, when Tobias shifts into a vampire while he’s sleeping over at the SBI Coven, the trio gets the joy of seeing the SBI, some of the most powerful vamps in the world, spooked as they watch Tobias take on Sapnap’s traits and start munching on a steak.

AU where Tubbo is Dream’s brother. Dream has pretty much raised Tubbo, after they washed up alone on a beach shore, and the two are incredibly close. However, their desire to roam and explore is untamed, and once the two are both old enough, they part ways to adventure.

Dream goes onto his Manhunts and Duels, and eventually the SMP. 

Meanwhile, Tubbo becomes a seasoned adventurer, jumping through worlds and meeting many new friends. He goes through Mianite, Hermitcraft, ect. However, one of his best friends is Tommyinnit, a boy he meets on SMP Earth, and quickly becomes close to.

The two eventually go their separate ways, with Tubbo still wanting to explore more, and Tommy going with his brother to this ‘Dream SMP’ place. It’s a bit sad, but overall, good, and Tubbo hopes his friend will be happy there.

Four years later, he gets a desperate, tear-stained letter from the boy he would gladly call his best friend, telling of the horrors he’s faced, and pleading for him to just come, if only for an hour or so.

Tubbo goes, and finds more than just his traumatized friend waiting for him-cruel truths and unkind realizations lie just around the bend as he must confront who his brother has become, as well as all the people he has hurt.

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.