Nein DU Bist Eine Ratte, Ich Bin Eine Schlange. Ich Fresse Dich.

Fich Dich, er ist mein Sohn nicht ein Spielzeug. Das ist warum du bist nicht die gottmutter. Schlampe. Du bist eine groB Ratte.

Fich dich Schlampe. YOU TRIED TO KILL MY SON!

Dein Sohn? Dein Spielzeug. Es ist nicht deinen Sohn.

Und pass auf was du sagst.

AHHH ABOUT TO DO MY FINAL PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR

Just finished the final chapter of my book. Very emotional now.

500 likes!

OMG TY GUYS FOR GETTING ME TO 500 LIKES

Y'know i have the strangest temptation to add something to my deuce gorgon ff on wattpad but I'm rlly scared ppl will be mad bc of how quickly it would've happened.... but i rlly wanna do it (not specifying what it is because of the people on here who read that book)

So y'all know how Dracula is a count right? That means that technically since Draculaura is his daughter she'd be a Viscountess. Clawdeen and Frankie are just casually hanging out with royalty.

trying to get a MINOR to write smut and trying to read smut about a MINOR are already insane things to do separately. bros trying to speedrun pedophilia rn.

fr bros tryna win the pedophilia world record

The name's i've put for the files of the deuce gorgon gifs are the most hilarious things ever

GUYS FISH ARE COLD BLOODED! MERMAIDS AND SIRENS (atleast modern media sirens) ARE HALF FISH!

MERMAIDS AND SIRENS ARE COLD BLOODED!

LAGOONA BLUE IS A FISH MONSTER.

do you guys think that when a siren or a mermaid blushes it'd make their cheeks cold not warm bc of the cold blood?

I think it would.

ANYWAY SO LAGOONA BLUE WOULD BE COLD BLOODED, DEUCE GORGON WOULD PROB BE SOMEWHAT COLD BLOODED BECAUSE HE HAS SNAKES AND STUFF, NOT BECAUSE HE'S A FISH!

ANYWAYS, DEUCE AND LAGOONA WOULD HAVE TO SPEND A BUNCH OF TIME IN THE SUN BC THEY'RE COLD BLOODED.

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.

In the past day i've written three chapters for my fanfic... and am now writing a fourth, someone stop me.