Ich Werde Dich Töten.

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Tumblr ppl who read my wattpad book...

do you want a list of the non canon characters in the book that are based off my friends/their ocs?

Theres quite a few

Oh also you get two extra chapters this week cus i had a burst of creativity, have fun

HEY GUYS I THINK I HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY!

(three guesses how i found out)

ANYWAYS HERES SUMN I SAID TO MY FRIEND:

'Think if i eat this entire bag of peanuts i'll go into anaphylactic shock?'

SHE'S ACTING LIKE IM SO CONCERNING FOR WANTING TO DO THAT

PEANUTS ARE YUMMY BROSKI

Anyways pls play monster high music at my funeral

So- I know i have like a thousand fics... and i know i still have a Deuce Gorgon fic I'm working on but uh- I MADE ANOTHER FIC :) This ones a Harry Potter x Reader one

Please check it out :) Link Here :)

In your fanfiction on wattpad the main character mentions sex to mercy, in your fanfiction 'secrets' the main character is hiding in Deuces dorm and they're trying to hide from the others, there are many other references in your fanfictions.

*Blinks* I- *Blinks again*

Uh idk if you passed 5th grade english or not but those are... *Leans in close* Uhm *Whispers* REFERENCES!

very different to explicit smut... do you want to know why? Because a lot of those things can be interpreted at will. The hiding thing, is literally just them keeping their relationship a secret, in other posts where their OH THE HUMANITY laying in bed together its literally just laying in bed. I do it platonically with my friends all the time. Literally the most explicit I've gone in any of my posts and possibly ever will go is making out, WITH CLOTHES ON unless we expressly hear somewhere in the series that he is 16-18 and even then, I'm not comfortable writing it because :o I'm a minor too! AHHHHHH

Also btw the part where Y/n mentions sex to Mercy is completely out of context so uh- Heres the full convo:

Mercy paused, thinking of a way she could possibly word this.

"Well- There's someone." She began slowly "Someone I really, really like- who means the world to me... someone who-"

"You love?" Y/n finished for her.

"Yeah." She admitted "And- I think they love me too."

"Well, that's nice, isn't it? You loving each other?" Y/n smiled.

"I suppose." Mercy spoke, not meeting Y/ns eye.

Y/n tilted her head.

"Is there an issue?" She asked in concern.

"Well, everything was good when we first met, right? Perfect even but then... some months ago they... they changed and- now they want me to do something I don't want to do." Mercy admitted.

Y/n glanced over at something on the other side of her, nodding slightly before turning back. "Alcohol?" She asked.

"Uh- no?" Mercy said.

Y/n did the same thing again. "Drugs?" "No." "Sex?" "No! What the fang is wrong with you?" Mercy gasped.

"I don't know, what is wrong with me?" Y/n spoke, glancing pointedly over at some invisible creature beside her before back at Mercy "But, Mercy... if you love each other can't you just... tell them you don't want to do it? If they truly love you, they'll listen and respect it."

"I tried; they wouldn't listen." She murmured. "Well... that's not love," Y/n said after a brief silence.

"Excuse me?"

"What you just described isn't love... at least not on their part." "What do you mean?" Mercy asked.

"Well- Love- True Love is unconditional, it has no prior requirements- with the occasional exceptions... part of those exceptions is respecting boundaries when they are set." Y/n spoke "By talking to this person and telling them how you feel... you set a boundary. If they refuse to respect that then they don't love you Mercy... not really."

Also in an earlier scene Deuce and Y/n share a bed. In another scene they kiss. Wouldnt those be more important then a mention of sex? Plus... My gods.... Y/N IS A SIREN WHO GREW UP ON AN ISLAND READING A SHIT TON OF BOOKS! OBVIOUSLY SHE'LL MENTION SEX DOESNT MEAN SHE PARTAKES IN IT.

omg so cute

@cheeky-cheese @nightwhisper14 You must also see him

See Him

I could go on for hours about how important the song true monster heart is to the 1st Mh movie (particularly the choreo)... as i discovered when my friend came over and i forced her to watch it with me.

@nightwhisper14

u r a rat

nein, DU bist eine Ratte

It's almost my birthday besties! (A week from Tuesday)

trying to get a MINOR to write smut and trying to read smut about a MINOR are already insane things to do separately. bros trying to speedrun pedophilia rn.

fr bros tryna win the pedophilia world record

NUH UH

HEY GUYS I THINK I HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY!

(three guesses how i found out)

ANYWAYS HERES SUMN I SAID TO MY FRIEND:

'Think if i eat this entire bag of peanuts i'll go into anaphylactic shock?'

SHE'S ACTING LIKE IM SO CONCERNING FOR WANTING TO DO THAT

PEANUTS ARE YUMMY BROSKI

Anyways pls play monster high music at my funeral