This Was Way Too Funny 😂

this was way too funny 😂

griot - shuri x reader

A/N: LMAO I GOT THIS IDEA IN THE SHOWER AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS SO I DECIDED TO WRITE IT

is the idea dumb? yes. is it gonna flop? maybe. am i still gonna write it? fuck yeah!!

dedicated to @locoforshuri i think ur really cool and i think you might like this so please read it my mutual bb <3

you waddled your way into shuri’s lab. being 4 months pregnant, you became extra clingy than usual and your hormones were all over the place. you figured spending some time with shuri might calm you down a bit.

you walked in and instantly noticed shuri’s frustrated state. you saw the images displayed on the blue screen in front of her, and remembered that this was the project she’d been stressing on a lot lately. it was a security system for the palace. she wanted to reinforce the building as you’d be welcoming a child soon, and wanted to keep it safe so that no harm would ever come to your child.

her muscles were tensed. you slowly walked up to her and covered her eyes with your palms. “guess who?”

“oh, is that riri?”

you swiftly moved your hands from her eyes to slap her on the arm. she giggled and turned around to give you a hug, mindful of your growing baby belly.

“hello, my love. i missed you. and you.” she said, moving down to kiss your baby bump.

“i saw how worked up you looked. wanna take a break and get some ice cream?”

“i’d love to, but i’m almost done with this algorithm. just wait for about half an hour? i promise i’ll be done after that!”

you sighed but nodded. shuri smiled widely and gave you a long, passionate kiss before turning back to her work station. you waddled to one of the couches in the lab and sat down, picking up a magazine on the table next to you to pass time.

after half an hour was up, shuri was almost done with the algorithm, but then accidentally hit the delete button instead of save.

“damnit! griot, can you retrieve the algorithm i just deleted?”

“it appears the recently deleted folder has glitched for some reason. i don’t think i’ll be able to access it.”

“oh for bast’s sake!! i did not design you to be this incompetent!!”

for some reason, hearing shuri yell at griot triggered something in you. you started crying and walked up to shuri, grabbing the end of the table as you tried to stabilise yourself.

“griot, can you hear me?” you sobbed out.

“yes, queen y/n.”

“i’m sorry shuri is being mean to you. she doesn’t mean it. she’s actually really sweet. she’s just a little stressed out right now, with a baby on the way and this thing she’s been working on for so long. i promise she didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.”

shuri was never more confused in her entire life. she knew your mood swings were severe and unpredictable. but this?

what made the situation even weirder is that griot started crying too.

“i do everything panther asks for, and it’s never enough. i know i make mistakes sometimes, but all algorithms glitch!”

the sight was hilarious. just you and griot sobbing together. shuri figured out that there was a bug in her system so she resolved that to make griot stop sobbing.

at first, she didn’t know how to calm you down. but then she realised what she had to do.

“griot.” she cleared her throat.

“yes, panther?” by now griot stopped sobbing and spoke clearly.

“i apologise for my rude behaviour. even though you’re an ai and have no feelings, i must still speak to you nicely. i hope we can move on from this and still work together?”

“of course, panther. no hard feelings.”

you stopped crying after that and wiped your cheeks. you smiled at shuri.

“see, griot? i told you she’s really sweet.”

“what’s sweeter is the ice cream we’re about to have. my lady?” shuri extends her hand and you take it, walking out of the lab together, talking about which flavour of ice cream you’re gonna get and what toppings you’re gonna ask for.

*lil bonus scene cuz you guys deserve it*

when the lab is emptied out, griot plays thot shit by megan thee stallion and quietly sings along.

“i’m a bad bitch”

BAHAHAHAH I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF THE ENTIRE TIME WRITING THIS AND I HOPE I MADE YALL SMILE TOO

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Zero efforts and I still win❄

"Zero efforts and I still win"

This is a post to remind you that you don't need to do any work/effort to get your desires. Your desires are already there for you. Just because you don't see it physically that doesn't mean your 3d has no movement. Your 3d is always in movement according to your assumptions and beliefs.

You can assume that you can get your desires within a blink of an eye and it will happen because you just said so! You are the creator, god, supreme control of this reality. You can change, destroy, adjust, remove anything.

The only effort you ever need to put for your manifestation is being persistent and loyal to your desires. Persist in your 4d so bad that the 3d has no other way other than reflecting what you wanted.

You are the prime example of master manifestor. YOU ARE GOD. YOU ARE PERFECT.

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astroeliza

2 years ago

ahhhh i’m melting i’m meltingggg 🫠🫠🫠

seen this on twitter & i cant breathe.

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wakanda forever shuri udaku letitia wright she so fine letitia wright shuri im fucking gay

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astroeliza

1 year ago

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

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astroeliza

1 year ago

guess who entered the void and manifested everything she desired?

YAA IT'S ME, I'M HER , SHE'S ME!!! 🥳

i was trying to tap into the void since last 2 months I entered the void before and manifested my sp but for some reason i wouldn't able to enter the void again i tried everything SATs, lullaby method, sleep paralysis etc etc but nothing worked for me it was frustrating because i wanted to enter the void on a time crunch

In this time period i entered the void twice:

at first i entered the void while complaining about how fast i enter the void (ik it's weird but it feels more realistic to me lol)

second time i entered the void while listening to this subliminal this time i was aware so i quickly affirmed "i enter the void state within 30 seconds of affirming" and i snapped out

Yesterday night I entered the void again with the OG method

• Lay down and relax your body

• Breathe in and out let your mind wander

• once you feel floaty affirm " i am pure consciousness" "I am the void" " I am not attached to any reality " " I am more than a physical body" you can say any affirmation

• BOOM 💥 YOU ARE IN THE VOID!

things i manifested:

• 7 members in my family (parents,3 elder brother, me and my little sister)

• that girl lifestyle

• get above 95% on every exam no matter what

• perfect eye vision

• straight, perfect,white teeth

• smooth,soft,thick,frizz free hair

• iPhone 14 pro

• personal room

and many more i even manifested for my group members ( we don't talk much but they are really sweet and i love them they motivated me alot + i can't wait to hear their success stories 🫶🏽)

thank you so much @gorgeouslypink @ghostfest @heart-shaped-tears @konniesreality @angelria111

@voidsuccess @voidsuccessarchive 🫶🏽

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astroeliza

11 months ago

JJK FICS (June 8 2024)

18+

none of these fics belong to me!

masterlist of some of my favs!

Goju Satoru

Overstimulation @bboricha

Hcs @rovsemyri

cheap whore @yuutx

Older @angelxcz

sub goju @mysicklove

overstimulating @dollria

things he says in bed @roseloon

cream stuffed pie @fairyhub

not even god himself @nanaslutt

Tired @sttoru

Teasing @getoswhore

Fic @slvttyplum

you cryin @rhinestonz

jealousy jealousy @fairy-angel222

attitude adjustment @anthoosies

taking you seriously @hornytofugirl

Fic @makismei

Fic @inmaki

ex husband @suguann

Geto Suguru

looking glass @kakujis

things he says in bed @roseloon

brat tamer @slvttyplum

Location @slvttyplum

Fic @gumiluver

at least look at me when you lie @awniie

Fic @slvttyplum

couples who make porn together stay together @fairy-angel222

Fic @hxltic

Toju Fushiguro

Smack @bloodyblackack

hate sex @gumified

sex therapist @hqkalon

no @dilfhos

Dilf @fairyhub

wrong name @highdefhoetry

things he says in bed @roseloon

how to tame a brat @pwinkprincess

Edging @tojisun

Toxic @mayajadewrites

baby daddy @gojotojis

Ruin @anthoosies

russian roulette @pennylanewrites

brat tamer @angelxcz

dilf next door @fairy-angel222

virgin files @fairy-angel222

cuffed lovin @fairy-angel222

Fic @fairy-angel222

take it real slow @lxnarphase

Fic @makismei

Fic @hoshigray

baby daddy @classyrbf

love em toxic @droserapetals

Fic @slvttyplum

fuck about it @puppykento

fueled apology @spideyyeet

Fic @toji-girl

hot babes in your area @toruslvt

Kento Nanami

double shift @captain-hawks

party habits @salaciousdoll

back in place @lalunanymph

Fic @suguruplsr

putting you in place @fairyhub

rough and tough @hoshigray

Fic @dolcettamagica

Choso Kamo

lesson in chemistry @megumiivs

mean nerd @hon3y-y

hey emo boy @gojonanami

Ryomen Sukuna

BJ @roseloon

Crying @astralstarlight

jealous ex @hon3y-y

the cat and the mouse @nanaslutt

Shameless @nanaslutt

brat taming gone wrong @satorena

Fic @hoshigray

Fic @luna0713hunter

fic@sttoru

Fic @hoshigray

Fic @gorehsk

Yuji Itadori

spoiled brat @ickadori

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astroeliza

1 year ago

Uh… Here’s some crabs 🤣

We’ve got your basic crab, a Halloween crab, and two spycrabs!!! Use at your leisure! (I might remove the text and make these guys into stickers at some point idk)

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astroeliza

1 year ago

Just heard shifttok moving to tumblr cus tiktok got banned in the US and I'm just making sure you guys understand that shiftblr is miles different from shifttok okay.

No one here is interested in drama. No one here CARES about drama, and we pretty much just mind our own business if we aren't sending useful and encouraging posts to each other and the community. And here's an important one.

If someone makes a post saying they believe in a certain thing that you dont, you leave them alone and scroll. You don't go trying to make debates in their comments and asks or try harassing them in their dms just because they do things differently to you. Just leave them alone.

Shiftblr is a peaceful place and there is no reason for there to be heated debates everywhere just because someone shifted to a reality where they are a different race. Please just leave them alone.

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astroeliza

1 year ago

OMGG I JUST GOT RESULTS WITHOUT BEATING MYSELF UP WITH ROUTINES 😭 + RANT ✨

HEYY LUVS! I JUST WANNA SHARE MY RESULTS I MANIFESTED WITHIN 2-3 DAYS! THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE MY BEST YEAR Y'ALL ✋AND GUESS WHAT I DID? NOTHING. LITERALLY NOTHING. NUH-UH. PERIODT.

⚠ LONG POST AHEAD, SWEARING ⚠

WHAT I MANIFESTED:

🪄 PASSING MY FRESHMAN YEAR WITH HIGH SCORES

🪄 MY FAMILY BOUGHT A NEW APARTMENT WHICH WERE PREPARING TO MOVE IN 3 WEEKS

🪄 ME GETTING INTO THE VOID STATE 😭 AND MANIFESTED CLEAR SKIN! (DAYUM GETTING INTO THE VOID IS DEFO VERY EASY OMGG)

🪄 GETTING LESS ANXIOUS LATELY!

🪄 MY GASTRITIS AND ULCERITIS GETTING CURED

🪄 GETTING MORE COMPLIMENTS IN MY UNI!

🪄 GETTING TALLER! I WENT FROM 5'3" TO 5'7" IN 2 DAYS 😭😭

🪄 GETTING DREAMS OF ME SHIFTING TO MY WR 🥺 (ACTUALLY RESPAWNING LOL, AS THIS THING IS REALLY CONTROVERSIAL IN HERE, PLEASE DON'T GET ME CANCELLED- I'M DOING DEATHLESS RESPAWNING ✋)

🪄 MY MIND IS SURPRISINGLY CALM 😌 THERE'S STILL INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS THO (THOSE ARE ANNOYING ASS BITCHES) BUT I JUST IGNORE EM LIKE I IGNORE PEOPLE AT SCHOOL 🗿

🪄 GOT MANY CONFESSIONS TOO 😭 AND I REJECTED EM ALL, CUS I JUST WANT TO BE SINGLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE ✋🗿 JK

🪄 GETTING COOL CLOTHES THAT MY MOM DENIED A LOTTA TIMES! (ACTUALLY I'VE ORDERED EM BUT STILL HAVEN'T SHIPPED TO MY ADDRESS YET LOL)

🪄 MY CRUSH BECOMING CLOSE TO ME HEHE 🤭 LIKE SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME MUCH, BUT LATELY SHE'S BEEN TOO CLOSE TO ME AND ALWAYS WANNA BE WITH ME LOL, 3 DAYS BACK SHE AND I WALKED HOME TOGETHER, WHILE WE GRABBED SOME SNACKS, SPOKE ABT EACH OTHER AND ALL (I FELT LIKE BEING IN A SHOUJO MANGA 😩)

🪄 A NEW PHONE! THAT SAMSUNG GALAXY S22 😩

I MANIFESTED EVERYTHING WITHIN 3 DAYS 😭 I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES, JUST. 3. FUCKING. DAYS. GODDAMMIT.

HOW I DID IT:

JUST FULFILLED IT IN MY IMAGINATION

YEP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. I LIVED IN THE 4D REALITY, I NEVER GAVE A SHIT ABOUT THE 3D AT ALL. OK LEMME BREAK IT DOWN FOR Y'ALL SO JUST PAY ATTENTION FROM HERE ONWARDS.

🪄 SUPPOSE SOMETHING UNDESIRABLE OR UNFAVORABLE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE HAPPENING IN YOUR 3D. WHO'S THE CAUSE FOR THAT? YOU. 'BUT I DIDN'T IMAGINE OR THINK OF THESE 😭' BABY, YOU'RE THE SOLE CAUSE, EFFECT, AND THE SOLUTION. THERE'S NO OTHER EXPLANATION TO THIS.

🪄 AS WE ALL KNOW, 3D IS A MIRROR. RIGHT? WHATEVER YOU THINK ABOUT, YOUR ASSUMPTIONS, YOUR THOUGHTS, YOUR FEELINGS, YOUR PERSPECTIVE EVERYTHING WILL BE REFLECTED. SO WHY NOT THINK THE WAY YOU WANT SO YOU CAN EXPERIENCE THE SAME? GET IT.

🪄 IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE 3D, CHANGE YOUR 4D FIRST. CHANGE YOUR PERSPECTIVE TO HOW YOUR DESIRED SELF WOULD SEE THE WORLD. KEEP DWELLING IN IT. IF THE 3D SHOWS UNFAVORABLE CIRCUMSTANCES, DON'T FUCKING GET TRIGGERED. GO BACK TO YOUR IMAGINATION AND DENY YOUR SENSES.

🪄 EVERYTIME YOU SEE SOMETHING ELSE IN THE 3D, GO 'BRUHH THIS IS MY OLD STORY, I ALREADY HAVE WHAT I WANT, THIS IS JUST FAKE' AND MOVE ON. DISTRACT YOURSELF. CUS THE 3D WORLD WHICH YOU SEE IS AN ILLUSION, IT'S NOT REAL. IT'S YOUR CREATION, WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO CONTROL WHAT YOU CREATED? IT'S ALREADY IN CONTROL. YOU ONLY GOTTA REALISE YOUR GODSELF. YOU ARE THE CREATOR, NOT THE CREATION. STOP FUCKING VICTIMIZING YOURSELF.

🪄 I GET IT THAT MOST OF THE PEOPLE ARE CONFUSED BETWEEN LAW OF ASSUMPTION AND NON DUALISM. EVEN I WAS, BUT SLOWLY I REALISED THAT WE'RE ALL NOTHING. WE'RE JUST LIVING IN OUR OWN CREATIONS. VICTIMIZING OURSELVES IN OUR OWN CREATIONS. IRONIC RIGHT?

🪄 THOSE THOUGHTS, ANXIETY, FEELINGS, EMOTIONS ARE ALL IN YOUR PHYSICAL REALM. YOUR MIND, YOUR BODY, YOUR EGO EVERYTHING IS NO REAL, WE ASSUME IT TO BE. WE'RE ARE SHAPELESS, FORMLESS, WE'RE NOTHING! AND EVERYTHING AT THE SAME TIME. CUS EVERYTHING COMES DOWN TO ONE THING, I AM.

🪄 K Y'ALL MIGHT BE SUPER CONFUSED, WHAT I'M TRYNA INFUSE IN YOUR BRAINS. SO WHAT YOU DO IS, LIVE IN YOUR 4D.HOW? IMAGINATION. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SEE IN YOUR 3D, GO BACK TO YOUR IMAGINATION, AFFIRM OR VISUALISE. ANYTHING IS FINE BTW. JUST STAY IN THE STATE OF WISH FULFILLED.

🪄 STOP RELYING ON METHODS, FUCK THEM. JUST BE. DON'T TRY TO CHANGE SOMETHING WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE THEM. JUST STOP, SURRENDER, STOP FIGHTING, STOP TRYING SO HARD WHEN YOUR ALREADY IT. SO GO LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINATION, FULLY SURRENDER. DO THINGS WHICH YOU LIKE. GO LIVE YOUR LIFE. TAKE YOUR POWER BACK.

LIKE AREN'T YOU TIRED? TRAPPED IN YOUR OWN CREATIONS? YOU CREATED THEM, YOU HAVE THE POWER TO CHANGE WHATEVER. TELL ME HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA LIVE THIS BULLSHIT LIFE? YOU'RE REALLY GETTING COMFORTABLE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE. SO LISTEN UP, DO WHAT YOU LOVE, AFFIRM, VISUALISE, OR DAYDREAM, ZONE OUT, WHATEVER. ALL I DID WAS DO THIS MEDITATION IN THE MORNING, WENT ABOUT MY DAY WATCHING JUJUTSU KAISEN LMAO. THEN RANDOMLY AFFIRM, LIVED IN MY 4D, NEVER PAYED ANY FUCKING ATTENTION TO MY 3D, CUS I'M GOD. I REALLY LOVE VISUALISING, SO I PUT ON A SONG AND START DAYDREAMING IN MY ROOM SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT. ALSO, I DID SATS BEFORE GOING TO BED. THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL I DID FOR 3 FUCKING DAYS, AND GOT WHAT EVER I WANT. ALSO I MADE A CUSTOM TAPE TOO (IT'S A GENERAL SELF CONCEPT ONE) I LISTENED TO IT FOR 30 MINS AND JUST WENT ABOUT MY DAY THINKING I HAD WHATEVER I FUCKING DESIRE, CUS IT'S ALL MY CREATIONS AND I HAVE IT ALREADY. THERE'S NOTHING TO GET, IT'S ALREADY IN ME.

LUV YOU, BYE 💋