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y’all i have 15 fictional boyfriends and one of them is a girl....
on another note i accidentally asked someone out and went on a date that i didn’t even know was a date until 2 days later and now i want to climb into the void and never come out
aha i knew i was forgetting to do something lmao also you keep flattering me meanwhile i haven’t posted any writing in like literally 3 weeks
rules: tag nine people you would like to get to know better/catch up with
Last song: Eat the Rich by Kate Stephenson (it’s been on repeat for days)
Last movie: i watched Now You See Me 2 with my sister last night and it was really good 10/10 you should watch it
Currently watching: My Hero Academia i can’t stop it’s taken over my life
Currently reading: fanfics I haven’t had much time for reading lately mostly because i’m a huge procrastinator but rn i’m about half way through The Ballade of Songbirds and Snakes and when i’m done with that i’m gonna read Six of Crows
Currently craving: Boba! i freaking love boba but i haven’t had it in forever (i had some on friend but like that’s a long time ago)
tagging: @petersparklers @tomatosamla @foggyskeletonmakerneck @prideknights @staff @1-800-slut4shiro @pidger (fun fact i tagged 2 random voltron urls because i have no friends on here)
Thanks for tagging me @nightwcngs
Rules: tag 9 people who you would like to know better/catch up with!
Last Song: Josslyn by Olivia O’Brien (I can’t stop listening to this and I don’t know why)
Last Movie: Malcolm & Marie (I watched it last week when it came out. I don’t watch a lot of movies)
Currently Watching: I’ve been switching back and forth between The Flash and Once Upon a Time.
Currently Reading: The Love Curse of Melody McIntyre
Currently Craving: Nothing.
Tagging: @littleredwing89 @batarella @pparkeramorr
tagged by: @battlenix
answer: 10/10 paid for anonymous work. first of all i don’t really like being in the spotlight.... for some reason *cough anxiety cough cough* and second of all mOnEy
question: if you could be any fictional character (with all their flaws and angst moments included) who would you want to be
mutuals: @petersparklers @tomatosamla @foggyskeletonmakerneck
A game for mutuals.
Rules: Tag 4 mutuals and ask one question.
Tagged by: didn’t
Mutuals: @catboybatman @baby-blue-bats @nightwings-fingerstripes @quentinthedyke
Question: Which one song always gets stuck in your mind?
Y’all i really wanna have a nice aesthetically pleasing blog but i don’t know what to do so if you have any ideas pls send them to me
thank you in advance :)
Reblog if Fan Fics are just as valid as Fan Art
Affirmation for writers, please!!
Likes do nothing!!
y’all big shoutout to my favorite follower who reblogged 2 of my posts after i posted this. You’re a real one babe 💚
also i’ll respond to your ask in like 2 days as soon as i’m done writing it haha
reblog this if you’re a fanfic writer & your motivation to write actually increases when readers actually show interest & give you feedback. even just a reblog or a little comment here and there
me rebloging this with 3 wips that i was supposed to post last week and like 14 followers
rip lmao
reblog this if you’re a fanfic writer & your motivation to write actually increases when readers actually show interest & give you feedback. even just a reblog or a little comment here and there
DC Comics Masterlist
fluff ~ ☁︎ angst ~ ᜊ favorites ~ ꕤ total stories ~ 10
Dick Grayson
Coping ᜊ
Jason Todd
Sick Days ☁︎
Tim Drake
Old Friends and Broken Trust ᜊ
Late Night In ☁︎
Too Little, Too Late ᜊ
Secrets Spilled ☁︎ ꕤ
Damian Wayne
Love and War (pt 1-2 original) ☁︎ᜊ
Love and War (new and better version) ᜊ☁︎ꕤ
Help Wanted ☁︎
Jon Kent
Not So Super Stealthy ☁︎
Oblivious ☁︎ꕤ
bow down to satan and remember you will die
Believe in satan and fuck off
Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable) SPREAD POSITIVITY
i have way to much school to do and like 3 fics to write but am i doing that. No, i’m doing this.
anyway here we go again
1. I have way to much random knowledge from so many different things
2. i collect (aka horde) stuff from fandoms i’m in
3. i’m a ballerina
4. oh geez i’m running out of things. umm i like my hair when it’s fresh out of the shower and i let it air dry and don’t brush it yet and it’s all fluffy
5. ok last one. i can could creat a food pyramid scheme (and have in the past)
guys... i’m looked up too. i feel so loved rn
anyway here we go
1. i’ve been a ballerina for almost 11 years
2. i have way to much stuff in my room including (but not limited to) a sword, Mjöllnir (Thor’s hammer), a drone, a wand, and a lightsaber
3. i’m the middle kid of 6 so including my parents there’s 8 people in my immediate family
tags:  @foggyskeletonmakerneck @lets-hide-a-body @staff @kathy-kyle
my @s aren’t working so this’ll have to do
if you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not. let’s get to know the person behind the blog
1. i fall in love too easily
2. i’m super spastic
3. i bite my nails
@chambersofsecr3t @mystical-lex @moondrop-jellyfish @lumiicriesinthiscorner @pauljbush88 @gayidioot @sadfrenchfrychild @leovaldez37
Hey. I heard you were open for requests? If so, could I get a fluff 43 for Jon kent x reader? ( Sorry if I have bad english)
Pairing: Jon Kent x Fem!reader (both are about 16ish in this)
Prompts: Prompt list 43-“H-how long have you been standing there?”
Summery: Jon Kent tries to tell you how he feels but you don’t seem to be picking up what he’s putting down.
A/n: This one was low key super fun to write thank you so much for this request! Based off some obscure prompt i saw about muse B being super oblivious to muse As feeling and i figured why not. Also i wrote this one in 2nd person rather then my usual 3rd person so yeah new things. Masterlist
Word count: 1.3k
Tag list: @battlenix
Code: y/n=your name
Oblivious
“So, Y/n, I guess what i’m trying to say is that I...” Jonathan Kent let out a soft sigh. “am an idiot.” he finished before turning away from his mirror and landing face first on his bed. He had spent the past 45 minutes trying to figure out a non embarrassing way to tell you that he was in fact, madly in love. The only problem was you were his best friend and almost definitely didn’t feel the same way according to him.
“This isn’t working.” He flipped over on the bed with a groan. “What would Damian do? He would... kill his feelings with a double edged sword, so he’s probably not the best person to model after.” Jon stood up and started pacing his room, too lost in his own train of thought to notice you push his door open and lean on the frame.
Jon told Damian about his crush and when he asked for advice he got a not so encouraging love-makes-you-weak speech. Then he asked a friend from school for advice, and naturally that friend told his friends and his friends told their friends and their friends told their friends and by the end of the week it seemed like the whole world knew. The whole world, except you. You remained blissfully unaware.
“New plan. What would Dick do?” he paused to think over his question. “He would use one of those cheesy pick up lines and do the hair flippy thing he does. But how does that work so well every time?”
Jon, being the goofy lovable idiot that he is had captured the hearts of more than one girl at school. Whenever they’d talk about boys his name was sure to come up. Like the time Ann Howls spent a whole 6 and a half minutes gushing about his “midnight black hair and beautiful eyes”, which only made you want to barf.
“If you were a vegetable. You’d be a cutecumber.” He had a weak grin plastered on his face and he looked expectantly at the mirror as if waiting for his own reflection to reject him. “That was awful.” He cringed at his own choice of words.
“I thought it was cute.” You spoke up causing him to jump.
“Ahh wh-what are you? why are you? H-how long have you been standing there?” he stumbled over his words and had a slightly panicked expression.
“Long enough to know that you’ve been holding out on me.” You laughed and flopped down on his bed. “You have a crush! More importantly you have a crush that you didn’t tell me about?” You squashed down the bit of jealousy that welled in your stomach still very much unaware that his crush was in fact on you.
“S-so, you don’t know who i was talking about?” Jon asked shyly, inching closer to the bed.
“No, I don't. Which i’m offended by. I mean come on, you tell me you’re from a different planet but not who you're into? Ridiculous.” You joked.
He let out a relieved sigh and sat on the edge of the bed. “You have a really bad habit of sneaking up on me and learning my secrets.”
“Or maybe you're just bad at keeping secrets.” You shot back. “Now tell me about this mystery girl!” You patted the spot in front of you signaling for him to sit closer.
“Well,” He moved slightly closer to you. “She’s really nice and funny and smart when she wants to be.” He smiled, the kind of smile that reached his eyes and made everything seem better. “And she loves superheroes so that works out well for me.” he let out a small laugh. “She’s stupid brave and when she wants something, no one can stop her. I know it sounds cheesy but-” he paused as if trying to find the right words. “when i’m with her, it’s like nothing else matters.”
You scooted closer to him so now you were both sitting less than a foot apart in the middle of the bed. “She sounds amazing.” You smiled, hoping he wouldn’t notice the way your voice had the slightest bit of hurt leaking through. You never really thought he’d actually like you back. All this time it was just a stupid crush and you figured you’d get over it but hearing him talk about someone the way he just did. The way his eyes lit up just thinking about her. It fueled a small flame of jealousy in your stomach.
But you pushed it down. You didn’t have any other choice and you really just wanted him to be happy even if that meant you weren’t. “You really like her don’t you?”
“Yeah, yeah i do.”
“Then you have to tell her how you feel.” It pained you to say but you knew this was best. He almost seemed in love and it wouldn’t be fair for you to get in the way. “Any girl would be lucky to have you.” You put your hand on top of his and squeezed it slightly.
“You really think so?” he questioned, looking down at your hands and flipped his over so he could squeeze back.
“I know so.” You smiled reassuringly as he looked back up and for a few seconds he didn’t say anything, you just sat in silence next to each other.
“I think I love you.”
Your heart skipped a beat and you felt your face grow slightly warm before pulling yourself together again. “Perfect, just like that. Now all you have to do is tell it to the girl.” You leaned back after realizing just how close your faces were. You pulled your hand away and turned your head to avoid his gaze.
You watched him in your peripherals and he didn’t seem to move for a solid 10 seconds. He blinked and a dumb grin found it’s way to his face.
“I-” He stopped himself by letting out an amused breath. “Screw it.” was all you heard before you felt something turn your head and slight pressure on your lips. It was soft and gone too soon. The jealous flame turned to butterflies and the heat rose to your cheeks instead. It was so fast you didn’t have time to react before he pulled away.
“Oh my god I'm so sorry I don't know what just came over me l-” You cut him off by grabbing the front of his shirt and pulling him back into the kiss. You didn't even realize what you’d done until it was far too late. The momentum of the quick move had knocked you off balance causing you to fall back on the bed. Your hand still held onto the front of his shirt so when you went down he went with you. His body landed on top of yours and it felt as though you were wrapped up in his warmth.
His hands moved slowly from where they had landed next to your body. His left hand moved to cup your cheek and his right hand lowered to your waist. The kiss was soft and warm and perfect but you could tell he was holding back, too scared of hurting you with his super strength. You let go of his shirt and snaked your arms around the back of his neck, deepening the kiss.
You pulled away gasping for air with a dopey grin across your face. He braced himself on his arms and looked down at you with a slightly unsure expression.
“Does, does that mean you like me back?” he asked timidly, trying to regain his breath as well.
“Yes,” You replied smiling. “it does.” You pulled him down for a third kiss which happened to be the first kiss neither of you were surprised by.
Heyo! I heard you were open for requests, so I thought if I can ask for a fluffly prompt of 18? Like Jon kent x batsis? ( I noticed this dude don't get much love at all.) Maybe it has like a tiny (big) crush on batsis, and accidentally ends up following her. But don't rush your self, I know you got alot to do. I'll wait! Ty! (This is alot of reading, sorry.)
Pairing: Jon Kent x Fem!reader
Prompts: Prompt list 18-“Care to explain why you’ve been following me for 6 blocks?” (Apparently “care to explain *inster text here*” is a common prompt theme on my list)
Summary: Jon Kent meets the one and only batsis (that’s you) and being the idiot he is, falls madly in love... naturally.
A/n: Ok so this took a while and i didn’t like where it was going for a while but after some editing i actually really like how this turned out! (Also sorry this took so long life hit me like bitch this past week) And Jon and the reader are about 15 16 ish here which makes damian 19ish. Masterlist
Word count: 1.5k it’s not a super long thing but i’m pretty pleased with that number
Code: y/n=your name
Not So Super Stelthy
Jon Kent floated in a small circle about 4 feet above the ground, trying his best not to fall asleep. He had been watching Damian watch security footage on the batcomputer for 30 minutes and he was bored out of his mind.
“What are you even looking for?” Jon asked, letting himself land and walking over to the computer.
“Proof.” Damian replied, too focused on the tape to give more than a one word answer.
“Right, of course the proof,” Jon nodded his head before pausing awkwardly.
Damian sighed and paused the video. “You have no idea what i’m talking about.”
“Nope.”
“And you’re extremely bored.”
“Yup.” Jon rocked back on his heels, dragging out the Y sound.
“Fine then, you can look around the cave but don’t touch anything. Got it?” Damin said sternly, knowing that if he didn’t give Jon something to do he'd start asking questions nonstop.
“Really! I can go explore by myself!” He exclaimed, instantly more energetic. “I promise i won’t break anything!” He called flying swiftly out of the room before Damian could change his mind.
He walked down a random hallway looking at the various souvenirs on the walls. He heard some grunting and the sound metal against metal coming from a room down the hall. He made his way toward the sound using his super hearing to try and figure out who it was.
“That was so not fair!” An unknown female voice exclaimed.
“Technically that’s not stated in the rules.” a smug voice shot back. Jon recognized it to be Tim’s but he still didn’t know who the other person was. He kept walking towards the sound until he found a large open room with weapons on the walls and mats on the floor.
In the middle of the room he saw two people holding metal bow staffs and walking around each other.
“Well it was implied.” The girl said before charging Tim. She swung at his left but he blocked and twirled the bow staff around to hit her in the side. She stumbled back but quickly regained her balance and came at him again, this time faking a hit to the right before sweeping his legs out from under him so he landed on his back. His staff rolled away and it was very clear that he had lost that fight.
“YES!” The girl cheered “I win and you owe me 20 bucks.” She boasted in a sing-song voice, reaching out her hand to help Tim up.
“Yeah yeah I get it.” Tim grabbed her hand and hoisted himself up sounding annoyed at his defeat. The girl turned around and walked towards the bench where a plastic half empty water bottle sat. That was when Jon saw her face for the first time, that was also when she noticed Jon.
“Oh hey Superboy.” She said, sounding slightly confused as to why the Metropolis hero would be in the batcave.
“Jon?” Tim asked, turning towards him. “What are you doing here?” He smiled and walked over to rest his elbow on the girl's shoulder.
“Hi sorry i didn’t mean to bother you I was just uh exploring.” Jon said, semi awkwardly. “Damian’s doing some research on the computer and I guess he didn’t want me distracting him.” He pointed sheepishly towards the room where Damian was still watching security tapes.
The girl laughed and shrugged Tims arm away. “Well definitely don’t take that personally. Damian’s not really one for conversation. I’m y/n by the way.”
He remembered Damian mentioning her here and there but he’d never met her before. “I’m Jon, but you know that already.”
She laughed again which made him smile. “Well Jon it’s nice to meet you.”
“There you are.” Damian rounded the corner. “I have the proof but we need to hurry if we’re going to get there in time.”
“You better get going before Damian pulls a kryptonite katana on you.” y/n joked waving over at the very grumpy looking teenager.
“Yeah,” Jon laughed. “Wait? Does he really have one of those?” his smile was replaced with slight concern for his own safety.
“Superboy. Let’s go.” Damian sounded impatient, although he always sounded like that.
“Sorry i’m coming.” Jon began flying over to him. “Bye y/n!” he called before turning the corner and disappearing.
“Bye Jon.” Y/n leaned on the door frame and watched him fly off, a small smile on her face.
“Umm what was that?” Tim asked a very confused look on his face.
“What was what?” she turned around
“Oh I don't know, maybe the whole ‘oh hi i’m y/n nice to meet you’ thing?”
“Ok I know you don’t talk to people very often but typically when you meet someone new you introduce yourself.”
“Well your starry eyed stare might have been a bit too much.”
“Starry eyed?” she scoffed in response “I was in no way starry eyed.”
“Uh huh sure.” He said in an over-protective-older-brother voice.
“Shut up.” y/n tossed a bow staff to Tim and got into a fighting stance with her own.
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After a mission went wrong, Damian demanded Jon train in the cave at least twice a week to make him, in Damians words “Somewhat competent on the field”. That meant Jon would spend more time in the cave and saw more of y/n.
Whenever Jon and y/n got a chance to talk it felt like they’d known each other for their whole lives. They had inside jokes and about 2/3’s of a secrets code memorized. Sometimes they would just sit next to each other, completely comfortable in the silent company. Jon’s heart started to beat faster when she was around and his cheeks would heat up when she smiled at him.
He got distracted whenever she came into the training room which resulted in a very hard kick to the stomach on more than one occasion. One day while Jon was on his way home from the manor, he spotted y/n walking swiftly across a rooftop. He hadn’t seen in the cave that day but Damian said she was at a friends house.
His exact words were “She’s at her friends house studying, now if you’re done being completely in love with my sister can we run the training again?”
Of course Jon responded by saying “I am not in love with her!” but it was clear that Damian didn’t buy that and at this point Jon wasn’t sure he believed it either.
‘What is she doing out?’ he thought while silently ducking behind a nearby billboard. Jon let her get about three rooftops away and used his super senses to keep track of her. She turned left, then left again, then right, then another left, and finally stopped on top of a random building.
Y/n turned to look at the city and let out a sigh. “You know,” she spoke softly with a hint of a smirk in her voice. “For someone with Superpowers you’re shit at staying hidden.”
‘Busted’
“How could you possibly have seen me?” Jon came out from his apparently not so good hiding place and landed a few feet away from her on the roof. “I was in super stealth mode.”
“Well darling Jon i was raised by Batman. Noticing things is kinda, well my thing.” She laughed. “Now, care to explain why you’ve been following me for 6 blocks?”
“W-well i have a perfectly reasonable explanation for that and it is because,” he said slowly trying to come up with a good excuse as to why he’d been following her. The truth was he didn’t know why he’d followed her. Although he had a sneaking suspicion it had to do with his not so small crush.
“It’s because- Hey wait a second you’re not even supposed to be out here.” Jon cut himself off by changing the subject. “Didn’t Batman like, ban you from being a crime fighter?”
“What Batman doesn't know won’t hurt him.” She walked over to him so they were now about 2 feet apart.
“He’s Batman! He knows everything!” Jon exclaimed as if it was obvious.
“Well i’m not going to tell him.” She paused leaning closer to Jon so they were mere inches away from each other. His heart speed up and he felt his cheeks turn pink from how close they were. “Are you going to tell him?”
“N-no?” It sounded more like a question then an answer but it was good enough for y/n.
“Great!” She leaned away again, her smile returning. “Now that i’ve confirmed you won’t be snitching on me, we can go get some food. I am starving and there’s a great taco truck just around the corner that makes the best nachos. That is if you want to?”
“Want to? Yeah i’d love to!” He smiled happily at the idea.
“Perfect, then it’s a date.”
Incoherent WandaVision spoilers
No one:
Vision on gum: ✨ F L O U R I S H ✨
Not a soul:
Wanda: *domestic family fix-it fic*
Not even the commercial break people:
Agnes: I hate my husband <3
Dear People of Tumbler
i am. an idiot.
basically i decided the perfect time to start writing on here would be at the very end of my 3 week break. Stupid i know i tend to make bad decisions when it comes to time management. However, i have a solution. from now on i will only be posting on weekends and holidays (and when i’m avoiding homework)
you can still make requests during the week (info for requesting is here) but i probably won’t be able to get it out till Saturdayish.
thanks for reading!
hi, can i request 1,2 and 27? like just angst and maybe fluff later on?
Request: hi, can i request 1,2 and 27? like just angst and maybe fluff later on? with tim drake
Pairing: Tim Drake x fem!reader
Prompts: Prompt list, 1-“Care to explain where you’ve been?” “To you? No.” 2-“Leave. Leave right now.” 27-“I trusted you.”
Summary: Tim Drakes old partner (you) comes back after being gone for two years. Angst ensues and maybe even love?
A/n: this is like the first time i’ve writing in about a year and i don’t mean dec 2020 i mean jan 2020 so it’s definitely not my best work and kinda shit if i’m being honest but hey i tried so there’s that going for me. Masterlist
Word count: 902 kinda short but whatever baby steps
Honorary mentions: @petersparklers for being my editor and plot consultant.
Code: y/n=your name, y/h/n=your hero name
Old Friends and Broken Trust
Prologue
It was dark in Gotham, though, if you asked y/n it was always dark in Gotham. She’d grown up in the darkness that surrounded the city. She knew how it changed everyone, everyone but Tim. At least that’s what she thought. He had always been different from the other people in the city. He wasn’t out to get something or looking for revenge. That’s what y/n liked best about him and that’s why she agreed to help him.
At first it was just a game. The two of them would follow Batman around, take out a burglar here and there if they could. Everything was fine until the big bat himself decided to step in. He offered to train Tim into the next Robin, he offered to train y/n too. After all, what's Robin without a Batgirl? But she couldn’t say yes, not when she knew why he fought. He didn’t just do it to help Gotham. He did it for revenge, to get back at the city for some unknown trauma instead of getting a therapist like any sane person. Not to mention how he treated his sidekicks. He replaced them whenever it was convenient. God only knows what happened to the first Robin but rumors spread after the second Robin disappeared. They said he died, they said he suffered.
After begging Tim to reconsider and eventually realizing he wouldn’t, y/n ran away. She couldn’t watch him devote himself to a man who wouldn’t care what happened to him. So, she bought a one way ticket to Bludhaven and she left. The months she spent fighting crime with Tim stuck with her so she continued her work as y/h/n. Turns out the local crime rings and gangs weren’t a huge fan of the newest hero.
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*Present day*
The living room window to Tim Drake's apartment slid up and he stepped inside. His patrol had ended and his Red Robin suit was tucked neatly into the backpack he wore. He closed the window and walked across the space towards his bedroom. He opened the door and let the backpack fall by his feet.
The first thing Tim noticed in the dark room was the box of files, his box of files, sitting on the bed. The next thing he saw was y/n. She didn’t look up, instead kept her eyes glued to the file she was reading. He wordlessly made his way over to the desk and sat down facing away from her.
“You’ve been busy.” Y/n turned the page. Her voice was calm and even and familiar. God, how he’d missed that voice.
“Care to explain where you’ve been?” he asked, pulling himself out of his trance and looking over his shoulder at her.
“To you?” she scoffed, tilting her head up so their eyes met for the first time in nearly two years “No.”
Their eyes locked and Tim was locked in place. He remembered typing her name into the bat computer nearly a year ago but stopping himself before he could hit search. “Well then do you want to explain what you’re doing in my bed.”
“Can’t i just visit an old friend?” She closed the file and set it on the bed next to her.
“Is that what we are? Old friends?” He shot back. It was a cheap hit and he knew it would hurt her but at this point he didn’t care. “What do you want, for real this time.” he demanded
“Fine, we’ll skip the small talk. I need some information and a friend of ours told me that was your specialty.”
“Really, you disappear for two years and now you're back because you need something?” He stood up, glaring at her.
“You could’ve found me! I wasn’t exactly hiding and we both know Bruce has the tech.” y/n copied his movement so they were both standing.
At 14 their heights matched but now there was a couple inches difference leaving Y/n looking up and Tim looking slightly down.
“You shouldn’t have left! We were a team!” Tim raised his voice letting his anger take over.
“You ended this team when you decided to work with Batman!” She shouted back
“Why the hell are you so against him?”
“Because he doesn’t care about you Tim!”
“You're wrong.”
“Am I? Or are you too awestruck to see it.”
“Leave. Leave right now” He turned away from her. There was a pause, then footsteps then a door opening slightly.
“I shouldn’t have disappeared,” she took a breath. “But you left me first. I trusted you.”
“And I needed you!” He cut her off. “I’m not like the other Robins. I have a family, but I needed you.”
Silence.
“I needed you too Tim.” y/n closed the door and stepped closer to him. “I still need you.” She reached out, taking his hand. He tensed and looked down at their now entwined fingers. “I-” Tim cut her off by pulling her into a kiss. It was soft and gentle and he felt her melt into his touch, deepening the kiss.
Tim’s arms reached around y/n’s waist pulling her closer as she moved her hands to rest on his shoulders. She broke away from the kiss gasping for air and resting her forehead on his.
“Took you long enough.” She smiled slightly, before kissing him again.
Prompt List
Completely and utterly unorganized... deal with it
(new prompt list here)
1~ “Care to explain where you’ve been” “To you? No”
2~ “Leave. Leave right now”
3~ “i’m at the hospital...”
4~ “Don’t say that. Don’t say you care about me because i know it’s a lie.”
5~ “You look really cute in that sweatshirt”
6~ “YOU THREW IT OFF A BRIDGE!!”
7~ “Alright, you just stay right there and i’ll go collect your ransom”
8~ “Your bullshit has a body count”
9~ “You don’t strike me as a professional criminal.” “That’s what makes me so good.”
10~ “Were you ever going to tell me?”
11~ “I don’t owe you an explanation”
12~ “It’s really not that complicated”
13~ “ok so... i may or may not have blow some things up...”
14~ “Back up dickwad, i’ve got a breadstick and i’m not afraid to use it!”
15~ “Make me.”
16~ “If you don’t put a shirt on i’m gonna have to kiss you and who knows where things will go from there.”
17~ “I dare you”
18~ “care to explain why you’ve been following me for 6 blocks?”
19~ “Oh yeah well that’s cause i’m actually evil... but hey on the bright side you where right about me all along!”
20~ “Don’t breath on that, it’s expensive”
21~ “hey you want anything from taco bell?” “the only thing i want is justice!” “i... i can get you nachos”
22~ “i’m running on 3 hours of sleep 2 cups of coffee and 1 f**k left to give. let’s do this.”
23~ “I can take care of myself just fine.”
24~ “Hey give me back my phone!”
25~ “I don’t deserve you”
26~ “I haven’t seen them in a long time.”
27~ “I trusted you!”
28~ “How could you do this to me? After everything we’ve been through?”
29~ “I can’t believe you actually just did that.”
30~ “Did-did you just kiss me?”
31~ “Let’s have ourselves a little chat.” “ugh... do i have to?”
32~ “I prefer it when people don’t flirt with my teammates but i guess we don’t really have a choice now do we.”
33~ “What’s in it for me.”
34~ “I wouldn’t even date myself.” “Well then your standards are impossibly high.”
35~ “Is that... a lamp?” “Irrelevant.”
36~ “Do you ever shut up.”
37~ “I’m like 75% sure this won’t explode” “75 percent?!?”
38~ “You’re the hero huh? I guess that makes me the villain.”
39~ “Don’t you dare attack me for something you were to scared to do.”
40~ “Please be quiet, i can’t even hear myself losing my will to live.”
41~ “Say that again. I dare you.”
42~ “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
43~ “H-how long have you been standing there?”
44~ “Oh, god, you’ve insulted me! What ever shall i do? I’ll be mentally and emotionally scared for years!”
45~ “Don’t say you love me.”
46~ “It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”
47~ “Quit smirking at me like that, I’m serious!”
48~ “If i threw a stick at you would you leave?”
49~ “You’ll never be the man your mom is.”
50~ “Let. Me. Go.” “you know i can’t.”
51~ “We have a... complicated history.”
52~ “When are you going to realize that i don’t care.”
53~ “You could have died.” “But you would have lived! and that’s a sacrifice that i am more then willing to make.”
54~ “Hey hey hey, it’s ok i’m here. it’s just me ok, you’re safe.”
55~ “Good heart. Bad temper.”
56~ “Always expect trouble”
57~ “yeah well no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin.”
58~ “You only make that face when you’re hiding something, so i’ll ask you again. What’s going on?”
59~ “ok so um this is the demon i summoned... his name is Jerald.”
60~ “Oh hell no. im not fuckin around with that shit!”
61~ “Just take it and go.”
62~ “you really think i’m scared of you? Darling i’ve meet 4th graders scarier than you.”
63~ “I trusted you!” “well sounds like a mistake on your part.”
64~ “leave me alone.”
65~ “I don’t care about you anymore.” “i’m starting to think you never did.”
67~ “i’m going to kill you, but first i’m going to kill everyone you love. I’m going to make you suffer like i did.”
68~ “So that’s it? It’s over?”
69~ “Well... that was eventful.”
70~ “oh god it’s you.”
71~ “Yeah, well, i shut everybody out. Don’t take it personally it just happens.”
72~ “No shit Sherlock.” “Fuck off Watson.”
73~ “Don’t lie to me. I can tell when you are.”
74~ “Well, i never said i didn’t care...”
75~ “You would hate me for what i did, and i couldn’t bare to see that happen.”
this better fucking work
that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao