Cannot FUCKING Stand When My Loose Leaf Tea Says To Add Tea In Tablespoons Instead Of Teaspoons. I'm

So I not only googled that story but then I got interested so I started googling a bunch of bands. They’re all extremely stupid stories.

Sum 41 is because they formed their band on the 41st day of summer. Paramore is a rearranging of one of the member’s mom’s maiden names. Green Day is when you spend a whole day smoking weed.

I’m now convinced that (at least all the 2000s bands) have stories that will simply make your life worse

I’ve sustained a massive workplace injury (paper cut)

I can't decide what's giving Ally a harder time: attempting an English accent or attempting to play a straight person.

I’ve realized that what I’m missing from most cooking shows are the judges completely losing their shit over how good the food is. I’m glad that they agree with me that these dishes are absolutely crazy.

Don’t understand how John Green could write something like “I’m stressed about work, even though my work is absurdly inessential.”

There’s a reason I return again and again to all of his work. I deeply feel that my life has been saved with the hope and wonder and joy he has given me. Art is not a luxury. It’s a necessity.

Imagining trying to explain to my 12-year-old self that John Green is your favorite non-fiction author and Hank Green is your favorite fiction author

Trying to be less chaotic: “that’s what you think” and pirouettes away.

Really goes to show that trying is very much not the same thing as doing

Refuse to believe that Sandra Lynn dated Bobby Dawn. Has to be that she dated his wife, Pam. On the other hand, she is not known for her good choices.

I support women’s rights and wrongs.

Emily axford and Zac Oyama are a girlfailure and just a guy duo in every universe

Honestly tho it’s time for a Psych renaissance. Let’s bring back the unmedicated ADHD icon and his autism buddy. The gays would love him