I Know I Sound Like Your Mom But You Kids Need To Stop Fucking Vaping

I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

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....but.... why?

Please reblog for a larger sample. IT'S FART NOT FARTHER DAMN ATOUCORRET

I love that we’ve all agreed there’s clearly something wrong with Emilie. She’s not the perfect wife and mother everyone remembers. There’s something not quite right in that little actress brain of hers

I have no doubt in my mind that the writer's fully intend for her to be the Perfect Mom, Perfect Fridged Wife who was an angel on earth and just as sweet and beautiful and perfect as Adrien and Nathalie and Gabriel remember, but they've dropped too many clues about Adrien's life from Before to substantiate that.

The lack of friends, the inability to go to school, the lack of birthday presents or acknowledgments - none of it matches up to being the Perfect Mom image. I don't buy it.

Even better she HATES music!

I thought about asking for your favorite but that’s too simple. Tell me what you get stuck listening to whenever mom is driving!

looks like october is…. octover