Automatichuman - Rocks And Pretty Things

25/365 - Houston, we are the problem//

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

Time well spent

Just spent a good 30 minutes explaining dungeons and dragons/Pathfinder to my 72y/o landylady/housemate

Recent paintings, 'Earth's timeline'.

Ella Webb

using a tape measure as a packer so i can give myself a comedically large boner whenever its funny

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

10:00

Me: it’s getting late. I should go to bed soon

1:30

Me (on my 20th How it’s Made video): hrrrrghhhh candles

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8