I Am A Woman At War With Herself, Torn Forever Between My Love Of Detective Fiction And My Hatred Of

The mirror gold astronaut stickers are back in stock after being sold out for quite a while! 💛✨

Online Store

christianschaffer

Waking up in Washington, someplace high in the North Cascades ↟

Reunited | Some therapeutic sketches Part 2

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

I feel threatened

“Nice of her to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?”

“Who?”

“The girl reading this.”

We need to stop acting like “romantic attraction” and “sexual attraction” actually exist. I know they’re really popular fanfic tropes, and can even be good when well written, but this has gotten out of hand. Some people think it’s real. Didn’t we learn anything from Goncharov? Please start tagging your posts with unreality.

Bill "Bojangles" Robinson and His Inimitable Stair Dance

Early in his dancing career, Bill “Bojangles” Robinson performed on a custom double staircase that added drama to his act, increasing his visibility to the audience while amplifying the sound of every step he made.

“As generations of imitators would learn to their grief, the properties of the staircase that magnified Robinson’s mastery equally magnify the slightest imperfection,” wrote Brian Seibert, in his book What the Eye Hears. “Dancers tell a story in which he had his musicians cut out for three and a half minutes while he continued dancing. After the allotted time, the musicians came back in, cued by a metronome that Robinson couldn’t hear. He was exactly on beat.”

Everyone is born with a tattoo somewhere on the body which tells of your superpower. Most of the time it’s obvious, like a flame for fire control. You were born with no visible mark and were enrolled into the Vague Society, a help club for people with really unclear marks. Tell your (and their) stories from the help club.

I often study at the public library and it's horrifying how many people I see typing with 2 fingers. People my own age. People younger than me. Older people. So many who never learned 10-finger typing

So anyways

I’m gonna try a paleo diet and exclusively eat fossils.